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Say no, Laz.

Where is the Ad Council when we need them. /sarc.

1 posted on 03/14/2017 7:28:14 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Perhaps Connecticut needs a Samurai sword buyback program...


2 posted on 03/14/2017 7:32:40 AM PDT by JPJones (George Washington's Tariffs were Patriotic. Build a Wall and Build a Wall of tariffs.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Guys, I know that they put the Samurai swords out in the front of the store for Valentine’s Day, but think twice before purchasing one for that special lady in your life.


3 posted on 03/14/2017 7:36:20 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Talk about a fatal attraction.

4 posted on 03/14/2017 7:39:37 AM PDT by McGruff (#PlugTheLeaks)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Was his name Bill?


5 posted on 03/14/2017 7:40:13 AM PDT by Perseverando (For Progressives, Islamonazis & other Totalitarians: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Bushido, the Soul of Japan Kindle Edition [$0.00]
6 posted on 03/14/2017 7:41:35 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama!)
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Let me guess; she was hot & ready to be bothered, while he was looking at the Hockey Playoffs.


9 posted on 03/14/2017 7:51:46 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: ConservativeStatement

When this happens, there are two causes: you are incompetent at choosing your women, or you are a top rated jerk.

Or both.


10 posted on 03/14/2017 7:52:37 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: ConservativeStatement
Cupid draw back your bow samurai.
11 posted on 03/14/2017 8:08:30 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny (agent Able Deplor))
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Connecticut woman attacks boyfriend with samurai sword

She connected with a cut alright.

12 posted on 03/14/2017 8:11:19 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny (agent Able Deplor))
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On the plus side, if she has any acting chops (or should that be “chops”?), she’d be a horror/black drama/scifi casting director’s dream.


13 posted on 03/14/2017 8:12:58 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: ConservativeStatement

In my experience, American girls who are not hispanic and who are named Juanita are big trouble.


14 posted on 03/14/2017 8:31:28 AM PDT by Defiant (The media is the colostomy bag where truth goes after democrats digest it.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I went to the article.
I saw the picture.
A feral she/he with a long sharp blade.

I’ll have nightmares for months.


15 posted on 03/14/2017 9:18:09 AM PDT by oldvirginian ("My job is to represent the United States of America" -President Donald J. Trump)
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No demonic activity there. /S


16 posted on 03/14/2017 9:20:05 AM PDT by Stentor (A day without illegals is like a day without food poisoning.--Salamander)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ban all Samurai swords!

And don’t let her watch http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/samurai-delicatessen/n8627?snl=1


17 posted on 03/14/2017 9:22:58 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yikes! Looks like she got her hair first before going after him.


19 posted on 03/14/2017 1:54:31 PM PDT by Trillian
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