Femocrats: Fat, smelly womyn who demand never to be grabbed by the pussy yet who are in no danger of such an event occurring.
Frogressives: Leftists who think that the 1970s afro was worthy of making a comeback.
Slocialists: Obnoxious anti-Trump celebrities who are taking their sweet time getting the hell out of the country as they loudly promised
Baby Doomers: Post war generation of dumbsh*ts who saddled future generations with 20 million illegals competing for jobs and 20 Trillion in debt.
Dope Francis: An Argentinian communist whose utterances on religion compare unfavorably with those of Francis the talking Mule.
Fiberals: Left leaning politicians who make crap up to bolster their street cred, such as calling oneself an Indian (Warren, D-Mass.) or claiming to dodge sniper fire in Bosnia (Clinton, D-Retired).
Tracism: The tactic used by law enforcement agencies (and despised by SJWs) to trace 98% of ‘hate crimes’ back to the alleged victim.
Eracism: The tactic used by the Main Stream Media of never reporting on Tracism.
oh, those are great additions! Fiberals!
very well done
Mensa: Intelligent discharge.
Mensa member: Bloody intelligent!
Here I thought it was going to be a list of really smart people. Like Maxine Waters.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
I have been using that term for over 20 years. The way I came about it was I was standing in line at the DMV. It was about 95 out. There was a heavy set black women in front of me fanning herself. She turned to me and said "It is HOT out. That bozone layer sure be given us crazy weather"
Flabellation - inadvertently beating oneself with one’s belly fat while running.
Circhumstance - stance criminals are ordered to assume while being searched.
Eggravation - Emotion experienced when you have to send your eggs back (again), so the kitchen can get them right, this time.
Rubstance - Where your cat wants you to stand, so he can rub cat hair all over your pant leg.
Loperation - Tummy tuck.
Himpossible - No way I’m dating that guy!
Kinvariable - Relative with multiple personalities.
Coincifence - When the pawn shop tries to sell you the T.V. that was stolen from you last week.
“Cashtration”
...or “castration”, as pronounced by Michelle Obama.
-PJ
Excellent!
Love it! Bump!
BTTT
-PJ
Great thread puissant! Nice to see you!
Sarchasm: The difference between how funny it sounded inside my head and how funny it actually was when I said it out loud.
(Alas, if anything it grows more dense and congested by the day!)