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The Brawny Man is now a Brawny Woman
AV club ^ | 3/3/17 | Marah Eakin

Posted on 03/03/2017 9:18:20 PM PST by Rebelbase

Wrap it up ladies, because we’ve finally accomplished it all: The Brawny Man is being turned into a Brawny Woman.

As part of Georgia-Pacific’s #StrengthHasNoGender initiative, Wal-Mart will be selling special commemorative “Brawny Woman” 8-packs of paper towels all March, which just happens to be Women’s History Month. Pick some up to clean up all your kids’ kitchen messes, ladies! You’re doing the cleaning, after all, whether you’re on the label or not. And here’s hoping Wal-Mart has them on sale, since you’re going to need a deal, given that you’re making just $.79 for every male dollar, and your income will probably peak when you’re just 39. But it’s the little victories, right?

Sales of the product—which, by the way, is owned by The Koch Brothers—will help fund a $75,000 donation Brawny is making to Girls Inc.’s SMART programming, which is a totally valid program meant to nurture girls interested in science, technology, engineering, and math.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: brawny; kochbrothers; liberalagenda; strengthhasnogender
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To: Rebelbase

Gay.


21 posted on 03/03/2017 9:53:05 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Rebelbase
Pick a size?

-PJ

22 posted on 03/03/2017 9:55:00 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the first question.)
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To: Bullish

She was the first one to come to mind. (Thank you for not posting that one in which she has chest and back hair.)


23 posted on 03/03/2017 9:58:03 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Kickass Conservative

“So, what’s next, a Guy on a package of Tampons”

Made me chuckle about the time I was in line at the grocery at midnight with a big biker guy in a vest with chains and all the accessories. His posture and attitude were an over-the-top caricature of don’t mess with me.

He had a six pack in one hand and box of tampons in the other.


24 posted on 03/03/2017 9:59:52 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Kickass Conservative

That might work.


25 posted on 03/03/2017 10:00:14 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

Yes, but on the other hand “Brawny gal” paper towels sound better than “Scary Ass Dyke” paper towels.

CC


26 posted on 03/03/2017 10:16:08 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: Celtic Conservative

LOL! Good point!


27 posted on 03/03/2017 10:21:09 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Rebelbase

When they are done wiping up the spills in the house I know of a roof that needs replacing.


28 posted on 03/03/2017 11:54:55 PM PST by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
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To: Rebelbase
given that you’re making just $.79 for every male dollar, and your income will probably peak when you’re just 39.


29 posted on 03/04/2017 12:03:03 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Life was so much better before Hart-Cellar.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Forget abut paper towels - how is it humanly possible that they can use so much bathroom tissue?


30 posted on 03/04/2017 2:07:01 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: Rebelbase

I was a high schooler working at a coffee shop and a lady paid her bill, then walked away and left her purse on the counter. The next customer was a 6 foot 7 inch 400 pound biker covered in tattoos and with a beard down to his waist. He paid and spun away to walk out - I said “excuse me sir, I think you left your purse here on the counter” - That old boy turned around and I swear he was going to introduce me to his 9 inch Bowie knife. He looks stunned and then breaks out in a giant toothless belly laugh that goes on for about a minute - comes over, picks up the purse and takes it out to the sidewalk to the lady who left it.


31 posted on 03/04/2017 2:15:23 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: Kickass Conservative

It only makes sense to me

Now to see a commercial for toilet bowl cleaner where a woman is telling a man how to do it


32 posted on 03/04/2017 3:07:13 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Rebelbase
Brawny Women... "Pick A Size"


33 posted on 03/04/2017 3:10:47 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

34 posted on 03/04/2017 3:12:43 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: Rebelbase

I always thought paper towels were more of a guy thing. When I need to clean up, I get a bucket of hot, soapy water.


35 posted on 03/04/2017 3:16:18 AM PST by Tax-chick ("I prefer to think of myself as ... civilized." ~Jonathan Q. Higgins)
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To: Rebelbase

Holy Cow! That joke is so old when I first heard it I nearly fell out of my cradle.


36 posted on 03/04/2017 4:02:28 AM PST by mistfree (It's a very uncreative man who can't think of more than one way to spell a word.)
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To: Rebelbase

From what I see of the brawny women hereabouts, she should be wearing a black tank top and not a flannel shirt.

BTW, we buy the “pick-a-size” paper towels. They are perforated at about twice the rate of normal towels, so you can just pull off a half-size paper towel if you wish. That’s enough for a minor spill - it actually does save on towel waste here.


37 posted on 03/04/2017 4:58:59 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: BeauBo

“Busty, not brawny.”

They could call it Bra-ny.

And if she’s just a tad willing: the quicker picker-upper.

Paul Bunyan’s babe — not a blue ox, folks.


38 posted on 03/04/2017 10:32:36 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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