Posted on 03/03/2017 9:18:20 PM PST by Rebelbase
Wrap it up ladies, because we’ve finally accomplished it all: The Brawny Man is being turned into a Brawny Woman.
As part of Georgia-Pacific’s #StrengthHasNoGender initiative, Wal-Mart will be selling special commemorative “Brawny Woman” 8-packs of paper towels all March, which just happens to be Women’s History Month. Pick some up to clean up all your kids’ kitchen messes, ladies! You’re doing the cleaning, after all, whether you’re on the label or not. And here’s hoping Wal-Mart has them on sale, since you’re going to need a deal, given that you’re making just $.79 for every male dollar, and your income will probably peak when you’re just 39. But it’s the little victories, right?
Sales of the product—which, by the way, is owned by The Koch Brothers—will help fund a $75,000 donation Brawny is making to Girls Inc.’s SMART programming, which is a totally valid program meant to nurture girls interested in science, technology, engineering, and math.
Does the Brawny Guy come back once a month ?
Flannel shirts never looked so good...
Hey, that’s not Chad Sexíngton!
(Simpsons reference)
I forgot she’s about 300’ tall. Might be a bit problematic.
And fodder for “help me look for my keys and we can drive out of here”.
Bwahahahaaa!
I get the point, but how many women would like to be described as “brawny”? There are a few that would, and they are exactly the kind of women you would expect to like it. (See “brawny gal” in he Urban Dictionary.) The flannel shirt is a tip-off.
Well, next the diarrhea lady will have to be a trans man he-she? ... Or something, right?
I’m so confused.
You two should be ashamed you know that joke! (I’m a little red=faced myself...)
Big Boned Paper Towels?
That’s not a woman.
So, what’s next, a Guy on a package of Tampons?
“Brawny”, not smelly............
At least the Brawny man and woman are NOT Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley.
For the tired and slow, merge Tawana and Brawley and you will have decoded the paper manufacturers secret code without a secret decoder ring.
Then edit Sharpton’s name down to “Sharp” is in a logging ax-man. Another secret decoded.
It’s Friday night - what do you expect - good jokes?
Busty, not brawny.
The hot cocoa millennial fag from the obozocare commercial may be available.
I missed the request the first time I saw this. The manufacturer is asking mails “Pick-A-Size”.
OK, I will - 36-24-36. Do I win a prize? The way my wife uses paper towels I could use a case of them right now.
Wait a minute, that looks like MY WIFE. She said she was looking for a part-time job, but ****.
Tired> should be “asking MALES”.
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