Posted on 02/25/2017 8:36:36 PM PST by Yaelle
Hollywood IQ (HI-Q) Checklist for Academy Awards Broadcast
100 IQ -You mention in your speech or intro "the ways things are going," "politics today," "crazy state of the country," "after this election," thus wanting to be among the cool kids but not bold enough to be blatantly anti-POTUS.
95 IQ - You make sure to get in a timid jab at this President in your speech or intro. "With who is in office," "After he was elected," "the new President," "With him as President," but you're still too chicken to name him.
90 IQ - Getting fairly stupid here. You outright insult President Trump, expecting praise from your fellow intellectually impaired Hollywooders. You probably didn't even use the title President before you said Trump.
85 IQ - You want your Hollywood friends to really think you are something. In your moment on air, you call President Trump a racist, a bigot, a homophobe, or a xenophobe. You smile and wait for the Pavlovian applause. You shouldn't be allowed to operate a moving vehicle.
80 IQ - You are so intellectually affected that you've been practicing your big moment for days. You want to win the evening. Your comment trashes one of the adult Trump children.
75 IQ - Borderline intellectual competence. You make an obscene comment about the President of the United States. You actually think this is a good thing to do. Not surprisingly, anyone laughing uproariously at your comment also tests at your IQ level.
70 IQ - Needs full time supervision. You deliberately insult the President's 10 year old son. You are trying to hold a good reason for this in your head but you can't remember what the good reason to insult an innocent child was. You feel successful at even a suppressed chuckle from the crowd.
I’m watching right now to see the gowns. Some are so spectacular.
And if I watch the whole show, this chart will help me identify the special needs stars in attendance.
Elitist gowns.
No thanks!
One make black producer or director already showed his lack of HI-Q by sayingon the red carpet that “some people are marginalized for their beliefs.”
Do YOU think he was referring to the marginalized Trump voters??
Yaelle, I tuned in to see the gowns.......Halle Barry lost me with her clown hat hair and the question/answer session about race and the Oscars. HGTV reruns will be far more interesting. Lol
I hope Halle has a wig on. It certainly was clownish.
I was ranting back to her too. Apparently diversity = all black. Who knew?
And how she speaks about People of Holy Color. Hello. Your mother is as white as my mother!! Sheesh.
A terror attack at the awards would be high irony.
Opening monologue with Kimmel - he actually said something good. Have a warm convo with someone you disagree with.
Now he called Teump racist so his IQ is back down.
Lame, already done Amazon joke.
Slobbering over Streep.
Par for the course.
Indian guy was in a lead role, nominated for supporting actor, WTF?
It’s gonna be “Black-ish”.
Sorry, not watching. Cable cutter watching broadcast TV. The movie “Blue Thunder” is mostly over but getTV is running a marathon of the short lived TV series based on the movie. With stars like James Farentino, Dana Carvey, Dick Butkus, and Bubba Smith one has to ask why it only lasted 11 episodes. At least it’s better than watching these overpaid whiners.
omg ... oscar president lady ...
says not not american .... camera goes to meryl streep ....
More Streep knob slobbering ensued.
I didn’t see it but my family who did agrees he was the star. Not the supporting actor.
Everyone that can be is black this year. Next year they will have to watch their black privilege.
There have been numerous Trump jokes. Against Ivanka. And JUST AS I SAID IN THIS HI-Q CHART, when Kimmel ripped Trump, even tweeting him during the performance, he never gave him the respect of calling him the President.
They would NEVER have forgotten to call Obama President.
Less politics that I thought there would be though. Kimmell is lame.
Mel Gibson was robbed.
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