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Light a match and put the seat down!
1 posted on 02/18/2017 10:46:53 AM PST by bgill
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To: bgill

Justifiable. Put me on the jury!


2 posted on 02/18/2017 10:48:18 AM PST by Cowboy Bob
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To: bgill

Sounds logical.


3 posted on 02/18/2017 10:48:42 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (“Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." A. Einstein)
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To: bgill

He was trying to save water? If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down?? What was in the toilet dare we ask????


4 posted on 02/18/2017 10:51:13 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: bgill

Kinda torn on this one. /s


5 posted on 02/18/2017 10:51:31 AM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: bgill
A witness told police that Darren Clark, 50, had gotten into an argument with his roommate of three years, Charles Jones, because Jones didn't flush the toilet after using it.

If you have to get into an argument, this would be a good reason. How about a courtesy flush over there?
6 posted on 02/18/2017 10:53:03 AM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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Violence against “roommate” of three years is classed as “family violence”? I think I see what’s going on here ...


9 posted on 02/18/2017 10:55:00 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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Had a roommate in college who wouldn’t flush. I concluded It was a kind of mental illness. I think he had mommy issues


10 posted on 02/18/2017 10:55:00 AM PST by PGR88
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11 posted on 02/18/2017 10:56:27 AM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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Should have bought some of that VIPoo that they advertise on TV. According to the commercial, all of the Hollowoodies use it.


12 posted on 02/18/2017 10:59:52 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (As long as tyranny exists, the Constitution and Bill of Right will never be "outdated" or "obsolete")
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To: bgill

Don’t you know that every time you flush a toilet, you pollute the streams and rivers and raise the level of the ocean?


13 posted on 02/18/2017 11:01:12 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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I would vote to acquit in a heartbeat!


15 posted on 02/18/2017 11:17:50 AM PST by Artemis Webb (Ted Kennedy burns in hell.)
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A clear violation of the Roommate Contract.
If this was a second or third offense then physical violence may have been called for.

Or alternatively he could have been sentenced to seven days of Sheldon Cooper expounding on the various details of the Roommate Contract and another seven days of the fine art of the Interpersonal Relationship Contract followed by three days of Rajesh waxing poetic about anything sexual.
After that he would NEVER forget to flush.


17 posted on 02/18/2017 11:49:07 AM PST by oldvirginian (If someone tells you biscuits and gravy ain't a meal, just walk away. You don't need the negativity.)
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To: bgill

Sounds like he got tired of that shit.


18 posted on 02/18/2017 11:49:28 AM PST by Enduro Guy (President Trump 2017-2025/President Pence 2025-2033)
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To: bgill
One reads these articles and wonders, who in the world would resort to stabbing someone because of the toilet seat not being put down?

But then I see the attacker's photo and it answers my own question.

Nevermind....

19 posted on 02/18/2017 12:19:08 PM PST by HotHunt
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This might be legal. What does their roommate agreement say about not flushing?


25 posted on 02/18/2017 2:17:18 PM PST by Hugin (Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
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Courtesy Flush aside, basic SOP is; if it’s yellow, it can mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.


27 posted on 02/18/2017 3:21:47 PM PST by Huaynero
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