Dave Byknish must have laughed so hard when he came up with the story title: "Austin police charge man after finding crack in butt".
I'm still laughing.
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To: SpeedyInTexas
2 posted on
02/11/2017 7:16:52 AM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SpeedyInTexas
You know, umm, never mind.
3 posted on
02/11/2017 7:17:38 AM PST by
SkyDancer
(Ambition Without Talent Is Sad, Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
To: SpeedyInTexas
Rectum?
Damn near killed him!
5 posted on
02/11/2017 7:17:58 AM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SpeedyInTexas
6 posted on
02/11/2017 7:18:04 AM PST by
HokieMom
(Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
To: SpeedyInTexas
This should be featured on “Dirty Jobs”.
7 posted on
02/11/2017 7:18:49 AM PST by
Eddie01
(It's 13 deg. f out and I want ice cream)
To: SpeedyInTexas
The confidential informant is a real butt sniffer
8 posted on
02/11/2017 7:19:16 AM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SpeedyInTexas
Wait a minute. Then NONE of us is safe!
If you outlaw butt cracks, then only outlaws will have butt cracks.
Did I say that right?
9 posted on
02/11/2017 7:20:41 AM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals w.ould have no standtairds at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: SpeedyInTexas
Addiction is rough. “Dude, I can hook you up. Just let me reach down here in my butt, I got what you need!”
Or: ‘Scuse me while I whip dis out.
10 posted on
02/11/2017 7:21:20 AM PST by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
To: SpeedyInTexas
To: SpeedyInTexas
Read about another case where it was a a female trafficker and she had her “stash” in her vag!
To: SpeedyInTexas
To: SpeedyInTexas; Slings and Arrows
“Yo! Why do you think they call it CRACK?!”
>>Acting on a confidential tip, Austin police tracked down a man they believe deals crack cocaine and charged him with possession after finding 166 doses of the drug in his rectum.
#CrackIsWhack
18 posted on
02/11/2017 7:26:11 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
To: SpeedyInTexas
20 posted on
02/11/2017 7:28:13 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
To: SpeedyInTexas
If he didn’t have a crack in his butt, he couldn’t have hidden the crack in his butt.
21 posted on
02/11/2017 7:29:29 AM PST by
cdcdawg
To: SpeedyInTexas
See, if it was legalized, it would be packaged with a warning Not to use it as a suppository...
25 posted on
02/11/2017 7:32:53 AM PST by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: SpeedyInTexas
28 posted on
02/11/2017 7:35:26 AM PST by
pa_dweller
(President Donald Trump, President Donald Trump. Because I know you like seeing it.)
To: SpeedyInTexas
29 posted on
02/11/2017 7:35:55 AM PST by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: SpeedyInTexas
First job I took after retiring from the Army was as a jailer at the Bell County, Texas jail. While still a 90 day "Probie" my training CO and I were conducting "Contact Visitation". We saw a female visitor pass something to an inmate and when the visit was over we put him in a broom closet to strip search him. He took his underwear off and a baggie of tobacco fell from under his nutsack. The CO grabbed it up and went looking for the SGT.
The inmate started getting dressed and I said "No, drop 'em, turn around and spread 'em." A baggie of dope clenched between his cheeks hit the floor. About that time my Training CO returned with the SGT. I pointed to the baggie and he scooped it up and said "Where was this?" "In his ass." I said and he slammed it down on the floor. Me, the SGT and the inmate all had a good laugh. "Tatu", the nickname for the CO (he was barely 5'0" Mexican guy) got all pissed off which just made us all laugh more.
30 posted on
02/11/2017 7:36:33 AM PST by
Feckless
(The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
To: SpeedyInTexas
32 posted on
02/11/2017 7:38:19 AM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: SpeedyInTexas
“Are you hurt?”
“Yes, my butt has a crack in it.”
34 posted on
02/11/2017 7:39:23 AM PST by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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