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Austin police charge man after finding crack in butt
KXAN TV Austin ^
| 2/10/2017
| Dave Byknish
Posted on 02/11/2017 7:16:11 AM PST by SpeedyInTexas
AUSTIN (KXAN) – Acting on a confidential tip, Austin police tracked down a man they believe deals crack cocaine and charged him with possession after finding 166 doses of the drug in his rectum.
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KEYWORDS: crackkills; dopersrights; thingsinpants; wod
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Dave Byknish must have laughed so hard when he came up with the story title: "Austin police charge man after finding crack in butt".
I'm still laughing.
To: SpeedyInTexas
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:16:52 AM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SpeedyInTexas
You know, umm, never mind.
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:17:38 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Ambition Without Talent Is Sad, Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
To: mylife
I need more coffee. lol!!
To: SpeedyInTexas
Rectum?
Damn near killed him!
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:17:58 AM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SpeedyInTexas
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:18:04 AM PST
by
HokieMom
(Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
To: SpeedyInTexas
This should be featured on “Dirty Jobs”.
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:18:49 AM PST
by
Eddie01
(It's 13 deg. f out and I want ice cream)
To: SpeedyInTexas
The confidential informant is a real butt sniffer
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:19:16 AM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SpeedyInTexas
Wait a minute. Then NONE of us is safe!
If you outlaw butt cracks, then only outlaws will have butt cracks.
Did I say that right?
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:20:41 AM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals w.ould have no standtairds at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: SpeedyInTexas
Addiction is rough. “Dude, I can hook you up. Just let me reach down here in my butt, I got what you need!”
Or: ‘Scuse me while I whip dis out.
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:21:20 AM PST
by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
To: SpeedyInTexas
To: SpeedyInTexas
Read about another case where it was a a female trafficker and she had her “stash” in her vag!
To: Eddie01
So how did they retrieve the hidden contraband?? Somebody with rubber gloves reaches up there??? Sound like a very dirty job.
To: mylife
Men in Black II Great movie.
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:22:27 AM PST
by
Mercat
(Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
To: mylife
To: SpeedyInTexas
To: Dilbert San Diego
Like I said...
One thing to work in a sewer treatment plant, quite another to extract di-rectaly.
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:26:04 AM PST
by
Eddie01
(It's 13 deg. f out and I want ice cream)
To: SpeedyInTexas; Slings and Arrows
“Yo! Why do you think they call it CRACK?!”
>>Acting on a confidential tip, Austin police tracked down a man they believe deals crack cocaine and charged him with possession after finding 166 doses of the drug in his rectum.
#CrackIsWhack
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:26:11 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
To: bk1000
Never thought of that, butt wow! Butt, it’s Austin after all, we expect no less.
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:27:41 AM PST
by
momincombatboots
(Pray for Sky, 20, two gunshots to abdomen, college student, hostess, easy prey n transformed US)
To: SpeedyInTexas
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posted on
02/11/2017 7:28:13 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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