Spamming and Scamming the Scammers and Spammers

2/3/2017

[Lazamataz]

So, I'm on Facebook, and this sweet little old lady Facemails me. She has very few friends, and she looked harmless enough, so I accepted her friend request.

She mails me today.

Much hilarity follows. Best spammer/scammer troll I have done in a while:

Beverly Davis: Hi

Me: Haylo

Beverly Davis: Hi

Me: Hi Low

Beverly Davis:How are you doing ?

Me: I am well, and you?

Beverly Davis: am fin
Beverly Davis: fine

Me: Good!

Beverly Davis: Have you heard about the program set up my president Trump economic committee to help people around the world ?

Me: No I have not! How interesting!

Beverly Davis: The program is in conjunction with united nation to help the poor and change the life of americans

Me: WOW!

Beverly Davis: But i saw your name on the list when they came here

Me: Really? I am so poor!

Beverly Davis: How come you said you have not heard about it ?

Me: Nothing. Heard nothing. Our media is under corporate control, we are propagandised at all the time.
Me: Nothing in the news is real any more.
Me: Its like the old Soviet Union over here, at least the news is

Beverly Davis: You need to contact the leader of the team and claim your money

Me: President Trump looks like our last chance to stop the Globalists and the Nazi Fascists from taking over.

Beverly Davis: They are giving out $50,000 cash

Me: Watch out for George Soros, he is a very bad man
Me: He is starting riots all over America

Beverly Davis: Yes

Me: We need to arrest him and send him to Russia, Russia has arrest warrants out for him
Me: He attacks foreign countries besides america

Beverly Davis: You can email him on here

Me: Hes after Hungary I heard
Me: Look
Me: https://www.rt.com/…/375652-soros-undermine-hungary-govern…/
Me: Soros-funded NGOs aiming to bring down Hungarian govt – foreign minister to RT
Me: We need to stop this man
Me: He will destroy your country too

Beverly Davis: ******@yahoo.com or text him on (***) ***-1968 Beverly Davis: just tell them you are ready to claim your money

Me: He hates everyone
Me: Hes in league with Satan
Me: He hates God
Me: We need to band together to fight George Soros
Me: Are you in?
Me: I can send you information on how we can fight this monster

Beverly Davis: i have to go now talk to you later

Me: give me your email and your phone and I will send information right away

Beverly Davis: okay later

Me: NO NO
Me: STAY
Me: OMG this is so important

[lowbridge]

Terrific :-)

[Bullish]

So, I'm on Facebook

And there's the biggest mistake.

[BlackAdderess]

Thank you for that Lazamataz :)

[visualops]

LOL! thanks for the laughs

[GOPJ]

Funny... thanks for the ping.

[wxgesr]

so when do we get the 50k?