Posted on 02/03/2017 12:43:37 PM PST by Lazamataz
So, I'm on Facebook, and this sweet little old lady Facemails me. She has very few friends, and she looked harmless enough, so I accepted her friend request.
She mails me today.
Much hilarity follows. Best spammer/scammer troll I have done in a while:
Beverly Davis: Hi
Me: Haylo
Beverly Davis: Hi
Me: Hi Low
Beverly Davis:How are you doing ?
Me: I am well, and you?
Beverly Davis: am fin
Beverly Davis: fine
Me: Good!
Beverly Davis: Have you heard about the program set up my president Trump economic committee to help people around the world ?
Me: No I have not! How interesting!
Beverly Davis: The program is in conjunction with united nation to help the poor and change the life of americans
Me: WOW!
Beverly Davis: But i saw your name on the list when they came here
Me: Really? I am so poor!
Beverly Davis: How come you said you have not heard about it ?
Me: Nothing. Heard nothing. Our media is under corporate control, we are propagandised at all the time.
Me: Nothing in the news is real any more.
Me: Its like the old Soviet Union over here, at least the news is
Beverly Davis: You need to contact the leader of the team and claim your money
Me: President Trump looks like our last chance to stop the Globalists and the Nazi Fascists from taking over.
Beverly Davis: They are giving out $50,000 cash
Me: Watch out for George Soros, he is a very bad man
Me: He is starting riots all over America
Beverly Davis: Yes
Me: We need to arrest him and send him to Russia, Russia has arrest warrants out for him
Me: He attacks foreign countries besides america
Beverly Davis: You can email him on here
Me: Hes after Hungary I heard
Me: Look
Me: https://www.rt.com/…/375652-soros-undermine-hungary-govern…/
Me: Soros-funded NGOs aiming to bring down Hungarian govt – foreign minister to RT
Me: We need to stop this man
Me: He will destroy your country too
Beverly Davis: ******@yahoo.com or text him on (***) ***-1968 Beverly Davis: just tell them you are ready to claim your money
Me: He hates everyone
Me: Hes in league with Satan
Me: He hates God
Me: We need to band together to fight George Soros
Me: Are you in?
Me: I can send you information on how we can fight this monster
Beverly Davis: i have to go now talk to you later
Me: give me your email and your phone and I will send information right away
Beverly Davis: okay later
Me: NO NO
Me: STAY
Me: OMG this is so important
You will appreciate this. :)
This was the distraction i had during our phone call LOL
Love it!
You rock!
Was she Hit Worthy?
Heh heh heh.
True Story?
Unbelievable!
My favorite thing is to tell them I don’t have Internet on my computer and I don’t have a phone.
I actually copied the conversation verbatim. LOL
So...... d’ja get the money? Jus askin.
John, check your six. You’ve got competition! :-)
Dude left like I was a Jehovah’s Witness. :)
Unbelievable!
I can see it now:
"Dear Soros Letters,..."
Uh, I can’t cash that check. John makes me look like an amateur. :)
See, here’s how I do my humor. I do stuff that makes ME laugh. Then I post it. :)
I figure, I’m in it for my own laughs. If someone else likes it too, GOOD!
I was laughing the entire time. ^_^
I just checked: “Beverly” has left Facebook. LOL
I FREAKIN CHASED HIM OFF!
He’s all like, “Those people are too crazy for me. I’m out.”
I’ve heard of this before. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
Did you claim your money ? Fiddy thousand ! You’re rich, bitch !
LOL - Oh OK I was wondering WTF that was all about
I got one of them on the phone like that the other day
I say the most vile and disgusting things to these scammers.
I am so ashamed
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