Posted on 02/03/2017 5:58:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Top 2
Someone has to be first.
Top 5!
Top 10?
No amputation for me. Hopefully, I'll get the cast off Tuesday.
Top Ten!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TGIF ibtp
We’re just waiting for the ice to melt here in Idaho so we can drag the bikes out. Haven’t ridden outside since November.
Yay! Friday!
h/t Code Toad
Legal questions prompted by the pics:
1. Is this statuetory rape?
2. Or is it just a moosedemeanor?
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
IN!!
TOP 15! TGIF!
IN! And boy, do I ever need this today! Thanks, Lucky!
GO FALCONS!
GO PATRIOTS!
...May your team win!
Three generations of men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to them and said, “You see that beautiful blonde practicing her putting?”
“Her? Wow, she is beautiful,” they all said.
“She’s a good golfer,” he continued, “and would like to hook up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play with you? She won’t hold you up, I promise.” They looked at each other and said, “Sure! She can join us.” Just as the starter said, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, they kept noticing, she was very attractive.
When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer, she’d break 80 for the first time. “Guys, I’m so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a great time playing with you. I can tell you all really love golf. I want you to know that I’m single and would love to be with any one of you. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly and I make it, we’ll have the greatest night of sex of all times.
All three jumped at the opportunity. The grandson looked over the putt and said, “I see it breaking 10 inches left to right.” The father looked it over from all sides and said, “No, I see it breaking eight inches right to left.”
The grandfather looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, “Pick it up. It’s good!”
HAPPPY FRIDAY!
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