They pulled on the worm for over an hour?
Just put a chocolate chip cookie by the guy’s behind and when the worm comes out to get the cookie, you knock him on the head with a hammer. The worm, not the guy. You buy the guy a drink and tell him it could have been worse. It could have been your Aunt Edna coming to spend the summer with him.
Yeah, then a tapeworm looks mighty good.
They were talking the other day on the radio that you place the cup of milk and the cookie in front of the guy’s nose and the tapeworm comes out to get it.
I think I’d rather be in the Silence of the Lambs pit.