They were talking the other day on the radio that you place the cup of milk and the cookie in front of the guy’s nose and the tapeworm comes out to get it.
I think I’d rather be in the Silence of the Lambs pit.
You have to confuse the worm to catch him.
The worm is used to having cookies come down the guy’s cookie hole.
But you put the cookie by the guy’s behind and the worm is thinking,
“Man, there’s usually nothing down at this end but crap, but there’s a cookie!”
Throws them off.
They were talking the other day on the radio that you place the cup of milk and the cookie in front of the guy’s nose...What do you have against Santa Claus? Never done nuttin’ to youse..unless you was an asshole.
That reminds me of a method for getting rid of crabs.
You go to a movie and feed them salty popcorn. When they get up to get a drink you change seats.