Posted on 01/25/2017 6:31:31 AM PST by Rebelbase
GREEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio (WNCN) — An Ohio man has been arrested and charged with burglary after breaking into a neighbor’s home in search of Salisbury steak on Monday, Wayne County Sheriff Capt. Doug Hunter said in a Twitter video.
According to Hunter, a woman came home around 11 p.m. Monday and “felt that things were not quite right.” She saw movement in the bathroom and thought that it was the family cat, but then realized it was a man hiding behind a shower curtain in the bathtub.
“The man had apparently been in the process of helping himself to some food items in the refrigerator,” Hunter said. “He was attempting to make off with some Salisbury steaks with brown gravy, as well as some Banquet frozen chicken and some other chicken breasts, and pork chops, as well.”
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Where’s the beef?
He did it because he couldn’t find any of Moochelle’s “healthy meals” anywhere.
Salisbury Steaks? Friggin hamburgers. If you’re gonna commit a felony, at Least go for the prime rib.
Yes pretty soon the streets again will be flooded with the homeless, will be the top news story of the year
Credit where credit is due
Salisbury steak was a specialty of Southern Railroad dining cars named for Salisbury North Carolina. One questions the ability of a yankee house wife to prepare it properly
Anybody seen the QB for the Tampa Bay Bucs lately?
Still hamburger. Housewives scmousewives. I’m the beef specialist in my house. Especially on the grille. Venison prime rib cooked rare over charcoal being my favorite.
Salisbury steak is what you get in a hungry man dinner......usually with green peas in the desert. If you want ground beef in some sort of sauce....try my Italian meatballs. (In fairness the wife makes a better sauce.....but she gets me to mix and roll the meatballs. )
Methinks that alcohol, drugs and/or mental illness were involved.
Ps.... Salisbury Steak is what America called hamburgers during WW I to take the German sounding name off of them. Like Liberty Cabbage for sauerkraut and Hot Dogs for frankfurters
Wouldn’t happen at our house.My Rottweiler would object to someone taking HIS dinner.
Down here we call it “country style” steak.
“Salisbury steak was invented by an American physician, Dr. J. H. Salisbury (1823–1905)”—A New York born yankee.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Salisbury
dammit... now I want Salisbury steak
I think during the Depression they called Hot Dogs "tube steaks"
A local BBQ establishment with multiple locations calls BBQ baloney "Bixby steak" because their store in that town south of Tulsa sells more BBQ baloney than any other store in the chain.
What a coincidence! I’m making Salisbury steak for dinner tonight. Mine is served over gooey gruyere toast. The Best.
Those are banished to TV dinners. My version is a gourmet reincarnation of the American Classic. Anyone who wants my recipe, FReep Mail me.
When I hear or see ‘Salisbury steak’ I am reminded
of a story told to me by a retired CHP friend. It
happened early in his career and he thought it humorous
enough to recall it thru the years. He was patrolling
the freeways of the LA area and made a DUI arrest.
While driving the drunk to jail the drunk asked him
which jail they were heading to. The officer replied
something like “Pasadena”. The suspect responded, “What
day is this?” The cop replied “Tuesday”. The suspect
responded, “Tuesday, at the Pasadena jail? Wow they
serve Salisbury steak for dinner on Tuesdays!”
The officer chuckled to himself thinking “Now this guy
is quite the professional inmate!”
It wasn’t me. I was at work and have an airtight alibi. Besides, I am already 20 pounds overweight. :)
“Trump hasn’t been in office yet a week and people are starving to death and breaking into homes for food...”
Don’t forget the black couple he drove out of their home on Friday and they had to flee to the British Virgin Islands.
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