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(vanity) Unintentionally Hilarious Back Cover of a Dime-Store Romance Novel
(none) ^ | 1/13/2017 | (Vanity)

Posted on 01/13/2017 3:35:35 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

The fact that this book's ad was meant to be serious is what I thought was funny!

How many themes can you pack into one paperback? Vikings, ISIS terrorists, vampires, dude ranches, romance, angels, world class chefs, transporters, cults, ..... did I miss many?

Image of Back Cover:



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bookreview
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To: Read Write Repeat

Bol!


81 posted on 01/14/2017 8:43:43 PM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Yaelle; CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC; Fantasywriter
Don’t be insulting when you know the correct term is “transgenre.”


82 posted on 01/14/2017 8:44:49 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: central_va

Please tell me that’s a joke book cover, lol.


83 posted on 01/14/2017 8:45:30 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Read Write Repeat

Haha!

But is it truly transgenre if the zombie sasquatches aren’t wearing lipstick and spike heels?


84 posted on 01/14/2017 8:49:55 PM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Yaelle

Don’t forget they have to be Billionaires.

Used to be mere Millionaires when I first started reading romances.


Confession - I read these type of books. I recently bought and finished an 8 book bundle ($.99) of Dragon Shifters. No doctors, hockey players or billionaires in any of them. :-`)

I get most free but have bought some. I also get a ton of free prepper books. Some are actually really good but a few I couldn’t finish.


85 posted on 01/14/2017 8:52:06 PM PST by CARDINALRULES (Tough times never last -Tough people do. DK57 --RIP 6-22-02)
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To: CARDINALRULES; Yaelle

Remember: whatever happens on your e-reader, stays on your e-reader.


86 posted on 01/14/2017 8:55:21 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: Fantasywriter; Yaelle
Alpha zombie pirates, you say?


87 posted on 01/14/2017 8:56:48 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: Read Write Repeat

I also think some interplanetary sex scenes would delight. We need tentacles, ooze, and Merry Widows.


88 posted on 01/14/2017 8:58:06 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Dine store?

At eight bucks a book?

89 posted on 01/14/2017 9:00:44 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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90 posted on 01/14/2017 9:03:00 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: Read Write Repeat

I was just thinking about what someone would think if they got my Kindle and looked at my book list.

Basically if it is free I’m downloading it.


91 posted on 01/14/2017 9:03:46 PM PST by CARDINALRULES (Tough times never last -Tough people do. DK57 --RIP 6-22-02)
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To: Read Write Repeat

Fabulous!


92 posted on 01/14/2017 9:08:26 PM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Fantasywriter

93 posted on 01/14/2017 9:15:24 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: Yaelle
Calling you the next time this happens:


94 posted on 01/14/2017 9:18:46 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: CARDINALRULES

Don’t forget to review them! A review is worth so much more than a piddly $0.35 royalty.


95 posted on 01/14/2017 9:22:39 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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To: CARDINALRULES

There is a dragon preppers series. They dehydrate food by breathing on it.


96 posted on 01/14/2017 9:58:34 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Read Write Repeat

You write these schlocky books, you don’t have time for no writer’s block, man. I’d try serious cannabis or maybe angel dust, give you some good lead ideas.


97 posted on 01/14/2017 10:02:40 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle; Read Write Repeat
"I would read it except I don’t see any dragons....."
....
"What, no dragons? Pass."

Hey! Everyone knows Viking ships had dragons on their prows. So there! Pay attention.

98 posted on 01/14/2017 11:05:00 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (Folks ask about my politics. I say: I dont belong to any organized political party. I'm a Republican)
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To: Yaelle

Huh? What’s an orthopedic dragon?


99 posted on 01/14/2017 11:07:05 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (Folks ask about my politics. I say: I dont belong to any organized political party. I'm a Republican)
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To: central_va

LOL!


100 posted on 01/14/2017 11:14:02 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (Folks ask about my politics. I say: I dont belong to any organized political party. I'm a Republican)
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