To: rfp1234
Ah, that’s the guy whose alibi was that he was spanking his monkey in a tree (or something) when the murder occurred... That's the guy, used the old 'Spanking the Monkey Defense'.
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
lawyers just don’t use the flogging his mule/polishing his rocket defense anymore
5 posted on
12/30/2016 2:27:08 PM PST by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
"That's the guy, used the old 'Spanking the Monkey Defense'." The defense called an ex-spurt witness to testify.
10 posted on
12/30/2016 2:53:40 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
No! He was choking the chicken!
13 posted on
12/30/2016 3:06:22 PM PST by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
"That's the guy, used the old 'Spanking the Monkey Defense'."
26 posted on
12/30/2016 5:43:10 PM PST by
PLMerite
(Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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