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RUSSIAN INTERVENTION EXPOSED
The Telegraph ^
| 12-26-16
| Tim Blair
Posted on 12/26/2016 6:07:14 PM PST by dynachrome
Did the Russians really rig the 2016 US election? You bet they did!
Secret documents recently discovered in a bin behind a Kremlin-district 24-hour cabbage and tobacco store reveal for the first time the devious extent of Russian interference. These plans were decades in the making.
Read on, as never-before-seen communiques between Russian agents Sergei Potrov and Dimitri Bienko outline the wicked plot – beginning in 1947, on the day of Hillary Clinton’s birth:
Dearest Dimitri
I am pleased to report that phase one of Operation Cankles is total success! Soviet implantation of stupid American woman resulted in birth today of hefty girl-child destined to be unelectable candidate 70 years from now.
Child is basically just ankles and head, similar to sturdy and hard-working female stock from adored Ilmensky Mountains. In decadent America, nobody will ever vote for such a noble being.
Yours in Soviet solidarity,
Sergei
(Excerpt) Read more at dailytelegraph.com.au ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cankles; hacking; russkies
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Satire? You decide!
To: dynachrome
It has the ring of truth to it.
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:14:40 PM PST
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: dynachrome
Post it on all social media! This is HUGH!
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:16:37 PM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: dynachrome
Wonderful! This is far more truthful than anything published in the Lamestream Press.
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:18:13 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: dynachrome
I don’t believe one word of this ~ Cabbage and Tobacco store? HA!
:^)
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:19:17 PM PST
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: heterosupremacist
The Russians don’t have document shredders?
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:20:02 PM PST
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: dynachrome
Typical disinfo and misdirection!
T.H.E.Y. can’t let us figure out that the Clintons, Obamas, Podestas and all their fellow travelers are actually Lizard People from Alpha Centauri! Here to conquer us poor lowly humans!!!
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:21:35 PM PST
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: dynachrome
Secret documents recently discovered in a bin behind a Kremlin-district 24-hour cabbage and tobacco store reveal for the first time the devious extent of Russian interference.Say! That's where Hillary's uncrackable email server was located.
What are the odds!
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:22:02 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standairds at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: dynachrome
The real question is “Who wrote the emails?”
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:26:17 PM PST
by
HarleyD
To: dynachrome
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:27:26 PM PST
by
jaz.357
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: jaz.357
I was right about the comet!
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:28:14 PM PST
by
jaz.357
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: heterosupremacist
I don’t believe one word of this ~ Cabbage and Tobacco store? HA!Exactly!
Now, if the author had said Beets and Tobacco store.....
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:30:05 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standairds at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: dynachrome
I wonder if this would pass the strict fact checking on Facebook.
If so, we’d KNOW it’s true!
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:36:10 PM PST
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: BitWielder1
Personally, I believe every word of it. Sneaky Russians!
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:41:52 PM PST
by
lafroste
(Look at my profile page. Thanks.)
To: dynachrome
“...a Kremlin-district 24-hour cabbage and tobacco store...”
What they don’t have pizza joints over there?
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:43:23 PM PST
by
McGruff
(I'm thinking.)
To: dynachrome
“the wicked plot – beginning in 1947, on the day of Hillary Clinton’s birth:”
1947? I’m not saying it was Aliens but...
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posted on
12/26/2016 6:45:38 PM PST
by
McGruff
(I'm thinking.)
To: dynachrome
Tim Blair!
He had an excellent parody of the shoe bomber back in 2002 (I think).
I haven't read much of his material since then, but I'll click on this one.
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posted on
12/26/2016 7:01:18 PM PST
by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: dynachrome
What will Hillary do now that the truth has been told? Will the shock be too great for her?
Her situation reminds me of this Gary Larson cartoon:
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posted on
12/26/2016 7:15:30 PM PST
by
TChad
(Propagandists should not be treated like journalists.)
To: dynachrome
That was a fun read. Go through the whole thing at the link.
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posted on
12/26/2016 7:30:27 PM PST
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: dynachrome
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