Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.
Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Only My Black Life Matters
9. Turns out I'm JV
8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
Me, Myself, and I
Ah. A cookbook, eh?
Or “I, Me, Mine”.
“My Life As An Empty Suit”....
Yes! You nailed it!
None of the ones that come to my mind are allowed on F R or, to be spoken in Public.
I blew an historic opportunity.
“I, Me, Mine, and how I saved the world.”
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“Not Bad For a Foreign Exchange Student”
or “Fooled the sucka’s, hook line and sinka”
>> I’m partial to “Me, the Book”.
You mean “The Babble” by B.H. Obama. Better than God’s original, he assures us.
TP: Beware of sharp corners and watch for paper cuts
“I Really was Born in Kenya . . . Ha ha, the Joke’s on You”
The Presidency Through My Eyes. How Valerie Jarrett Ran the White House, and The Country. By Bill Ayers because no one believes Obama will ever write anything.
How I scammed America as an unqualified foreigner with a husband named Michele, the Tran, and false documents from birth, social security, draft registration, and school transcripts.... Or In the name of Allah America be our new shit hole.
"Me, myself and I - A Never-ending Love Story"
Bump
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