Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.
Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Only My Black Life Matters
9. Turns out I'm JV
8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
“It Is All Your Fault”
“You’re Evil, I’m a Saint”
“Why the Racists who Elected the First Black President Voted for Trump”
“Black Mark on the Nation’s Record”
Veni, Vidi, Excrementum
LMAO, perfect!
Buy This Book ( Or You’re a Racist)
Perfect.
Yes, you're all a Bunch of Racists."
‘Gimmie ‘Dat Rump’. (Illustrated instructional book from Barry, (Forward by Reggie!), on how it all works!
"The Lord of the Lies".
Leni
Hopefully he’s fertilizing daisies before it ever gets written.
The Obama Reparations Act, How I Implemented the Trump Resurgence of America...
"That's the one! Use that for the cover... just ditch the berry thing. No need to mention old Marion.''
An Empty Vessel That Makes Plenty of Noise
Blowing Your Own Horn: Because No One Else Will
How to Play Golf on the Government Dime, and Win (You get to do it for free)
Like a Slug (I leave slime wherever I've been)
Barack Obama: 100 reasons I’m Scared of my Wife
It was: “All this for a damn flag.”
Don’t forget “And ..... uhhhhhhh .... Statistics”.
The Devil Wears Prada
Don’t forget the inside jacket cover:
“Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya ....”
Oh wait, they don’t do that one any more.
Soooo, was he lying THEN or is he lying NOW?
No Longer Can We.
Why can’t I pull my head out of my . . .
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