[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Lots of parents who don't want to be there, beer, hoards of shrieking kids running around and fighting over who gets to play what game, “pizza” that is actually grease smeared cardboard, something that is suppose to be music played at ear drum busting volume and a giant rat.

The only surprise is that there is not more violence.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I remember when there was a CEC almost every weekend, somewhere.

Again, corporate might want to rethink their business model.

[Mercat]

And really weak beer but lots of it. What could possibly go wrong?

[PghBaldy]

That sounds like what Bush did to Noriega.

[tumblindice]

I took my little girl a couple times, a sinus headache both times.
Coupons ‘earned’ for lousy prizes. Pizza, meh. No rumbles, but it was a little slice of hell.
The second time she said, “Let’s not come here anymore.”