Death by chocolate covered cellphone.
1 posted on
12/15/2016 3:10:26 PM PST by
bgill
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To: bgill
In Russia Chocolate eats you.
2 posted on
12/15/2016 3:11:48 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: bgill
“she dropped her cellphone into the mixer and fell in while trying to get it out. “
****
did she get it?
3 posted on
12/15/2016 3:13:03 PM PST by
max americana
(For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
To: bgill
Death by chocolate....Wonka is evil...and Russians!
4 posted on
12/15/2016 3:13:44 PM PST by
ari-freedom
(Chicken Little Concerned for Trump people are almost as annoying as NeverTrumpers!)
To: bgill
Every body should have chocolate.
To: bgill
That was a famous smothers brothers song. I fell in a vat of chocolate.
8 posted on
12/15/2016 3:15:23 PM PST by
samantha
(keep up the fight..)
To: bgill
And then the Oompa Loompas showed up to sing a song.
9 posted on
12/15/2016 3:15:27 PM PST by
SIDENET
(My next tagline will be so awesome.)
To: bgill; dfwgator; Salamander; humblegunner
11 posted on
12/15/2016 3:15:38 PM PST by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: bgill
Ok this is really horrible but tasty way to go
12 posted on
12/15/2016 3:15:49 PM PST by
ari-freedom
(Chicken Little Concerned for Trump people are almost as annoying as NeverTrumpers!)
To: bgill
"She was minced," the newspaper quoted a local source at the factory as saying. "Only her legs were left."Don't buy any Russian chocolate for a while.
14 posted on
12/15/2016 3:16:24 PM PST by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: bgill
Smothers Brothers “I fell into a vat of chocolate”!
16 posted on
12/15/2016 3:17:09 PM PST by
Empireoftheatom48
(God help the Republic but will he?)
To: bgill
I bet they still used the tainted batch.
18 posted on
12/15/2016 3:18:44 PM PST by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: bgill
20 posted on
12/15/2016 3:20:15 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: bgill
"She was minced," the newspaper quoted a local source at the factory as saying. "Only her legs were left.",
Господи, помилуй
21 posted on
12/15/2016 3:21:12 PM PST by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.M)
To: bgill
Didnt the same thing happen to Augustus Gloup
To: bgill
24 posted on
12/15/2016 3:23:32 PM PST by
11th_VA
(2016 - Best Election Ever !!!)
To: bgill
Pre-dunking photo.
To: bgill
27 posted on
12/15/2016 3:25:44 PM PST by
exPBRrat
To: bgill
Cue the Smothers Brothers.
29 posted on
12/15/2016 3:26:42 PM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(SandyInPeoria just doesn't sound right... yet here I am.)
To: bgill
Smothers Brothers
“I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate”
Why?
“Noone would have come if I had of yelled ‘chocolate!!’”
To: bgill
SOYLENT CHOCOLATE IS PEOPLE and cellphone.
32 posted on
12/15/2016 3:34:34 PM PST by
johnthebaptistmoore
(The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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