Vat of Chocolate (with mincer)
~OR~ Crunchy Frog
~OR~ Canned Russian Herring...
Posted on 12/15/2016 3:10:26 PM PST by bgill
Svetlana Roslina, 24, was critically injured when she fell into a vat at the Sergiev-Posad factory in Fedortsovo, about 65 miles north of Moscow, The Telegraph reported. Witnesses gave authorities conflicting reports of what happened to Roslina, Russian newspaper Moskovskij Komsomolets reported. Some of Roslina's coworkers said she dropped her cellphone into the mixer and fell in while trying to get it out. Other coworkers told authorities that she was pouring flour into the vat when she was pulled in by the mixer's blades. "She was minced," the newspaper quoted a local source at the factory as saying. "Only her legs were left."
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Господи, помилуй
Vat of Chocolate (with mincer)
~OR~ Crunchy Frog
~OR~ Canned Russian Herring...
Didnt the same thing happen to Augustus Gloup
And there’s a real frog in there?
YIKES!
R.I.P.
"...eeeeeEEE YARKEELLL">/P>
Cue the Smothers Brothers.
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you worship your phone?
Getting as dumb as a tibia bone?
What will you do if it falls in a vat?
What do you think will come. of. that?
(I don’t think you’ll live too long!)
Smothers Brothers
“I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate”
Why?
“Noone would have come if I had of yelled ‘chocolate!!’”
SOYLENT CHOCOLATE IS PEOPLE and cellphone.
The story comes from Russia so it may not necessarily be accurate. Other sources say she’s most likely an alien from Planet Repton
Thank you so much for that. I did a search but nothing came up. My whole family especially my younger brother loved that song so much. I am still laughing...
Lady fingers?
Another successful Russian hacking.
(ba dum...pshhh)
...if they find a piece if string we’ll know it was that time of the month
oooo,,,fish flavored chocolate
If it’s old, obscure or perverted, I know how to find it.
You have arrived at your final destination.
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