[Darteaus94025]

He will be more popular is he tells jokes about the Navy.

[T Ruth]

A man's son comes home for his first leave after Marine boot camp. The man's neighbor asks, "So, did your son learn anything in the Marines?"

The man thinks for a moment, then says, "Well, he learned what 'now' means."

[Jhadur]

So these two Marines...

POW...WHAP...SMACK...THUMP...

(bending over to pick up teeth)

...nevermind.

[txnativegop]

Can’t help you, only Marine jokes I know are not positive

I was Army you see. :)

Tell him to hang tough!

[sima_yi]

One of the guys in my class is ex-Navy, Ohio class submarine. He said to another classmate, a no-longer-on-active-duty Marine, and I quote "The only good Marine is a submarine."

I guess the Navy and the Marines have some kind of feud going, or something.

[silverleaf]

From some Army friends:

[Mears]

My son went through PI years ago.

I sent him “The Far Side” collection,which was popular then.

He loved them,as did the rest of the guys.

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[smokingfrog]

Q. How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. Marines don’t screw in light bulbs ...

[Rembrandt]

I’m Navy. I served with some Marines during the period 3/67 thru 12/70. I can joust with Marines all day long, but I have only respect for them. I think they also respect us, the squids.

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

The CO of a Marine regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing.

While waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, he decided to pose a question to his staff.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question as follows: "Just how much of sex is 'work' and how much of it is 'pleasure'?"

The XO chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The CO's Aide, a 1Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the CO turned to the LCpl who was in charge of setting out the morning's paperwork and making the coffee.

"What's YOUR opinion, son?"

With out hesitation, the LCpl responded, "Sir, it absolutely has to be 100% pleasure."

Surprised, the CO asked, "Why??"

"Well, Sir", replied the LCpl, "If there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

[PROCON]

God Bless your Son!

As an Army vet my only encouragement would be to tell your boy that I also wanted to be a Marine but they found out my IQ was too high so they sent me into the Army. :-)

(Heh-Heh, all in good fun)

[Jet Jaguar]

https://www.google.com/#q=marine+air+force+meme

Try this.

[smokingfrog]

A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, “hey, do you want to hear a Marine joke?” The guy responds, “well, before you tell that, you should know that I’m 6′ tall, 200 pounds, and I’m a Marine. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″, weighs 250, and he’s also a Marine.”

“Now, you still wanna tell that joke?”

The sailor says, “Nah, I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”

[Future Snake Eater]

[LonePalm]

There is a big difference between Military Intelligence and Naval Intelligence.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Naval Intelligence is redundant.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Lurker]

A Marine and a Sailor are making a head call. The Marine zips up and heads for the hatch. The Sailor calls out “Hey Marine! In the Navy they taught us to wash our hands after we pee.”

The Marine replies “They taught us not to pee on our hands.”

Semper Fi.

L

[goodtomato]

I got one........Obama! After 8 years FR spell check still flags it and offers no correction!

[teeman8r]

Two marines go into a bar. I buy them a drink.

[biggredd1]

Here's a few, etc.... Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 10 Jack Posobiec Retweeted BittyBittyBomba gab. What are the best four years of a West Pointer’s life? Third grade. Jack Posobiec added, BittyBittyBomba gab. @mybologne1 @JackPosobiec what do navy cheerleaders and quartebacks have in common? Always on their backs 2 replies 7 retweets 17 likes Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 10 Jack Posobiec Retweeted Furby.jpg The Air Force doesn't have a team bc they couldn't fit a coffee holder on the helmet Jack Posobiec added, Furby.jpg @duckspeakeasy @JackPosobiec the air force doesn't play because the field isn't air conditioned 8 replies 11 retweets 27 likes Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 10 Jack Posobiec Retweeted BittyBittyBomba gab. Why doesn’t Army have ice on the sidelines during games? The guy with the recipe graduated. Jack Posobiec added, BittyBittyBomba gab. @mybologne1 @JackPosobiec how do you keep midshipmen out of your yard Put up goalposts 6 replies 20 retweets 38 likes Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 10 Army curls in the Squat rack #ArmyNavyGameDay 1 reply 3 retweets 18 likes Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 10 Army bout to collapse like Clinton at a 9/11 memorial #ArmyNavyGameDay 11 replies 16 retweets 70 likes Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 10 What do you say when you meet a West Point grad? "I'll have fries with that" #ArmyNavyGameDay 9 replies 11 retweets 39 likes Jack Posobiec ‏@JackPosobiec Dec 1

[mrsmith]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/604819/posts
Worried Soldier’s Mum Emails Colonel In Afghanistan

She spammed the whole Marine Brass somehow, it’s hilarious.