(Vanity)Seeking PC Explanations for Hawaiian Blizzards

(vanity) | 12/7/16 | vanity

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

How do we explain the deep snow in Hawaii to PC Thinkers? Some ideas:

• All of that global warming which bulled its way into the Arctic (which by now must be as hot as the Sahara) drove the cold air fleeing before it all the way to Hawaii.
• Hillary supporters all promised each other, "It'll be a Cold Day in Hawaii before Trump is President!!" And it goes without saying they're always right.
• Mother Nature, having heard the catastrophic news of Trump's Selection, is desperately lashing out in one last Herculean attempt to save life on the planet from being destroyed by the Earth-Toxic Republicans, hence blizzards in Hawaii. ("Mother Nature's death rattle")
• The anguished howls and flood of tears from tender Snowflakes have reached Gaea's ears, and when she was told, "The Snowflakes desperately need our help!" she unfortunately misunderstood.

Any other good explanations, Fellow Freepers?

[honurider]

I lived on the ‘Big Island’ of Hawaii for over 35 years. This is a lot of snow but not unusual.
When it leaves a blanket of snow in Volcano Village then maybe I will state to think something unusual is happening.

Back in the mid-to late 70’s we had snow flurries in Volcano Village. But no snow on ground. It was pretty cool because my friends in the area and I were mid-teens fun to see.

[grey_whiskers]

It's because Trump only won the election. That's why it's only snowing in Hawaii.

Once he takes the oath of office, that's when Hell freezes over. /Karl Rove>

:-)

[exPBRrat]

Just make up something...and keep shoving it down our throats.

[outofsalt]

It happened because Donald Trump invited Al Gore to meet with him in NY.