It will be something like this:
“We could not stand being couped up in that House any longer, so we had to get out the first week. Then, we started planning our vacations.
“Between vacation planning, the PR bunch wanted photo ops of me digging in the mud and calling it a garden. What a load of manure. No, really, they brought it in by the truckload. It stank to high heaven, making us want to get away even sooner. No wonder Barry spend so much time at the greens. That afternoon sun on that pile of manure ...
etc.”
Wasn’t manure! It was the socks barry left by the bed!