[ClearCase_guy]

“Sir, I could provide a genuine unicorn. But you couldn’t afford it.”

[Gamecock]

According to Urban Dictionary a unicorn is a hot, bisexual babe.

That would put a totally different spin on this article.

[rjsimmon]

The unicorn was unavailable as it was currently engaged in the Yeti/Sasquatch/Liebowitz family reunion.

[BenLurkin]

Who will clean up the mess if something goes wrong?

[rfp1234]

He probably had to settle for a rhinoceros.

[tumblindice]

Chuck Norris coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

[Terry Mross]

Every democrat voter who reads this will say “That’s cool! I’m going to request an elf bring me some cookies the next time I stay in a hotel. And we’ll go find a pot of gold”

[Zeppo]

Maybe they can substitute some sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

[BlueLancer]

I guess that's one way to check to see if his bride-to-be is a virgin ...

Do you mean that you didn't know that a unicorn won't tolerate the touch of a non-virgin?

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

Even if you get the unicorn, it won’t undo the fact that you proposed to her in a freaking TraveLodge.