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Drunk, Naked Guy Searching For Sex Partner Instead Ends Up Behind Bars
The Smoking Gun ^ | 11/2/2016

Posted on 11/03/2016 10:29:32 AM PDT by Gamecock

Meet Joshua Ivy.

The 27-year-old Tennessee man--nude and carrying an unopened can of Coors Light--was arrested early Friday after residents of a Florida beach community called 911 to report “a naked white male banging on their windows and doors.”

When police arrived at a condominium complex in Santa Rosa Beach, they discovered Ivy was “completely naked and appeared extremely intoxicated.” Ivy, whose speech was slurred, could not recall how much booze he had consumed, where he was staying, or how he had gotten to the Grand Isle Condominiums.

But he did have an explanation for why he was pounding on doors. Ivy, a police report notes, said that he was “searching for someone to have sexual intercourse with.”

Ivy’s 3:30 AM quest, however, ended only with his arrest for disorderly intoxication. He spent about five hours in custody before posting $1000 bond on the misdemeanor charge.

Police found Ivy’s clothing in the condo parking lot.


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To: Gamecock

“he was “searching for someone to have sexual intercourse with.” “

I’m thinking he probably phrased it a little differently.


41 posted on 11/03/2016 11:29:18 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: ModelBreaker
Yeah, probably something like I want to make tender love to you.
42 posted on 11/03/2016 12:11:22 PM PDT by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping.


43 posted on 11/03/2016 12:45:55 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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To: Gamecock

I was lookin’ for love in all the wrong places


44 posted on 11/03/2016 1:01:22 PM PDT by frithguild (The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
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To: Gamecock
This neighbor is so smooth! Dean Stockwell Blue Velvet photo: Dennis Hopper - Blue Velvet Blue-Velvet_l.jpg And debonair! Dammit!
45 posted on 11/03/2016 3:23:27 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: Gamecock

Believe it or not, it could have been worse:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime—law/police-naked-man-drove-boynton-with-wires-attached-groin-area/t5mPcwDk6m3Fg3Mm4L4N9L/


46 posted on 11/03/2016 4:32:40 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Gamecock

“Yeah, probably something like I want to make tender love to you.”

That’s exactly what I was thinking too. LOL.


47 posted on 11/04/2016 9:17:34 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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