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Like With a Cloth or Something?
Bleachbit.org ^ | 11/01/16 | staff

Posted on 11/02/2016 3:38:59 AM PDT by Maurice Tift

ON BACK ORDER until about November 14

   August 2015 Hillary Clinton was asked, "Did you wipe your email server?" and she evasively replied, "Like with a cloth or something?" A year later we found out that "cloth" was BleachBit, a software application that deletes information "so even God can't read it," as Congressman Trey Gowdy announced August 2016.

   After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don't forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something.
   Thin, foldable size makes it easy to stash the Cloth or Something in burn bags.
   6" x 6" size quickly wipes even the biggest email servers with thousands of emails.
   Buy an extra cloth for your VIP (VERY VIP) client. Optionally autographed on the back by Andrew, creator of BleachBit.
   Printed in the USA!
   Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison.
   First-class shipping and handling is a flat rate of $2 per order.
   Yes, this cloth is real, and you can really buy it.

   Don't wait for a subpoena: Order Now!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: bleachbit

  I like the way they recommend getting an extra cloth for your "very VIP" client.
1 posted on 11/02/2016 3:38:59 AM PDT by Maurice Tift
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To: Maurice Tift

Clever.....


2 posted on 11/02/2016 3:40:06 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Maurice Tift

“Like With a Cloth or Something?”

She should be made to choke on that statement and with a cloth of microfiber, preferably a red one.


3 posted on 11/02/2016 5:09:33 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Maurice Tift

Hannity has annoyed me no end with his misunderstanding of BleachBit. It is OpenSource, and freely downloadable, both the binaries and source.


4 posted on 11/02/2016 7:12:20 AM PDT by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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To: Montana_Sam

Amateurs think it’s expensive and involves acid.


5 posted on 11/02/2016 7:22:46 AM PDT by Maurice Tift (Never wear anything that panics the cat. -- P.J. O'Rourke)
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