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Bad dog! Bad dog! (Vanity/Humor)
10/29/2016 | Enterprise

Posted on 10/29/2016 11:11:07 AM PDT by Enterprise

You and your wife spent months house training your dog. When you were satisfied that he could be trusted, you put in EXPENSIVE new carpeting. The dog has had no accidents, and knows how to use the doggie door to do his business outside.


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: anger; fury; livid
You and your wife spent months house training your dog. When you were satisfied that he could be trusted, you put in EXPENSIVE new carpeting. The dog has had no accidents, and knows how to use the doggie door to do his business outside.

So, confident now that your dog is house trained, you can take that 10 day cruise to the Bahamas. You leave plenty of dry food which autofills the bowl, as well as a water bowl which also autofills. Secure in the trust you now have in your dog, you go on the cruise.

You come back to find that the dog has defecated and urinated on the carpet in every room of the house. You grab newspapers and furiously chase the dog around the house, swatting him until your fall from exhaustion.

This is how Democrats feel about Anthony Weiner.

1 posted on 10/29/2016 11:11:07 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Yeah, and that’s the way they’re gonna feel about Hillary on Nov 9.


2 posted on 10/29/2016 11:24:20 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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To: Jim Robinson

Please please Lord, make it so!


3 posted on 10/29/2016 11:51:07 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

He looks more like Bill the Cat from the Bloom County comic!


4 posted on 10/29/2016 12:05:31 PM PDT by Reily
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To: Jim Robinson

And then her handlers can breathe a collective sigh of relief that they don’t have to carry her around and lift her up stairs and such.

Then the trials can begin. “No justice, no peace!”


5 posted on 10/29/2016 12:21:04 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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To: Reily

Weiner is certainly one of the most buffoonish, cartoonish, absurd characters who has ever infested D.C. I swear that before the Democrat Party implodes, they are going to make him run a gauntlet and they’re not going to be gentle!


6 posted on 10/29/2016 1:47:36 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

Says a lot about NYC voters of that congressional district!


7 posted on 10/29/2016 1:52:16 PM PDT by Reily
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To: Enterprise
if he does so sans clothing and it involves sharp sticks please someone get it on vid to upload to youtube. We could all split the ad revenue and retire to some tropical island where bare breasted island girls serve us all drinks with little umbrellas while we lounge on the beach.
8 posted on 10/29/2016 1:52:42 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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