[Enterprise]

You and your wife spent months house training your dog. When you were satisfied that he could be trusted, you put in EXPENSIVE new carpeting. The dog has had no accidents, and knows how to use the doggie door to do his business outside.

So, confident now that your dog is house trained, you can take that 10 day cruise to the Bahamas. You leave plenty of dry food which autofills the bowl, as well as a water bowl which also autofills. Secure in the trust you now have in your dog, you go on the cruise.

You come back to find that the dog has defecated and urinated on the carpet in every room of the house. You grab newspapers and furiously chase the dog around the house, swatting him until your fall from exhaustion.

This is how Democrats feel about Anthony Weiner.

[Jim Robinson]

Yeah, and that’s the way they’re gonna feel about Hillary on Nov 9.

[Reily]

He looks more like Bill the Cat from the Bloom County comic!