Posted on 10/07/2016 8:07:16 PM PDT by lafroste
I know that many of you think I am a total nutcase. I thought about this today, and have decided to ask if anyone has some really strange stories. These are true events in their life that not even a fiction writer would touch. I have several. Maybe that's why I'm half crazy. Anyway, it's Friday night and let's play a bit.
Good topic. I don’t but many do.
There was once a woman named Hillary Clinton who wanted to be president.
But to accomplish her goal, she adopted the method of lying, constantly, and then lying to cover her lies.
When the time came for her to be elected, she lost because enough people realized that the first and foremost quality of a leader is trustworthiness.
These instances have happened in broad daylight and yes, I was sober. The last time it happened I told myself not turn around, be sure, test it. I slowed down my pace until I was barely walking and still, I heard the crunching of footsteps coming up on me.
It's strange because there is a creepy feeling associated with it that tells me it's not just another hiker getting ready to pass me, something is different, it's like the person is following only a few feet away but, won't overtake me.
Anyway that last time, I thought, I've tested this enough, it can't be acoustic echos, somebody is right on my heels, only.... I stopped turned around and the trail was as empty as far as I could see down it.
I know, it sounds like the ravings of a lunatic. No need to point that out.
Not lunatic. This world is far weirder than most people acknowledge. My experiences were somewhat different, in that I initiated the exchanges. However, I have experienced what you did, ie. an outside entity, but I was aware of them upfront. Take it for what it is worth.
I looked at your “In Forum” history
Pretty sad, isn’t it.
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- Why can’t we see his college transcripts or get to the bottom of his multiple social security numbers? Why is he so secretive about his past?
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- Why are his programs and policies so destructive?
- What is Obama really up to?
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We’ve had great fun with Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Bushes I and II. And now it’s Obama’s rightful turn. American society is infinitely improved when we carefully scrutinize our elected officials and measure them against our standards for justice and reason. And especially when we examine them through the bold lens of satire.
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I was actually trying to solicit events a little more up close and personal. But I’ll take continent wide delusion as well.
Not strange at all. Read the “Missing 411” series of books and you will see what I mean (read the reviews on Amazon).
Paint Creek Trail in Rochester, Michigan? I remember reading about a murder/suicide that took place along that trail many years ago. As I recall, it involved a young couple who were about to get married. They used to love walking the trail together. No one knows for sure what happened, but one day they were both found dead on the trail.
Are you sure you’re hearing just one pair of footsteps behind you?
I’ve never heard about that couple before but, yeah, just one set of steps is what I hear.
"I-95 North"
"Cliffs of La Jolla"
"Nittany Mountain Beast"
"Texas Freeway Reststop"
"The Hotel Del"
"Airship Industries"
Does the one set of steps sound “heavy”? Like from the weight of two people.
Wow, that was creepy. Never heard of that before. I always walk alone too.
Hi ETL. Nice to see you again!
No, it sound like one person right behind me trying to intimidate me. That’s the only way I can describe it.
Oooh, goody!
I’ll take “The Hotel Del” for $200 Alex.
Intimidate you...now that is freaky.
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