Amid water crisis..
liberals welcome in millions of illegal aliens which will consume more water!
People weren’t paying attention due to the release of the latest climate change law Jerry signed. Reducing cow farts. Cow farts contribute to global warming/climate change. Eat Mor Chikin!!
Even fake grass needs real water on occasion.
But, but, Cow Farts!
Psst, LA water district, do you MOW the FAKE GRASS, too? If you don't, my lawnmowing company ConservaTeen Lawncare will mow it once a week for the low price of $17/hour...
So your lawn dies while the idiots water their plastic grass.
In Marxist societies such as California, the commissars all promote “rules for thee but not for me.”
You ration water, they don’t.
It’s always that way with the communist elite.
It’s not a trivial matter. I worked with a man who tired of mowing his grass, so he replaced it with Astro Turf. His problems then became dogs and weeds. He fixed the weed problem with regular spraying for weeds, and he fixed the dog problem with regular washing with a hose. However, he couldn’t resolve the problem of taunting from his neighbors for watering and weeding his Astro Turf. He finally replaced it with grass.