And to think I was jealous of you, especially when he told you that the red-dot-cat-toy-thingy he shined in your eyes for the laser show.
Fred, that’s why I can’t come home.
Dad had that red-dot-cat-toy-thingy attached to a pistol and he told me he’d show me the shooting gallery if I came back.
Take good care of Mom. Tell her I’ve stopped drooling.....mostly.