[Maceman]

I can’t see,
I can’t pee.
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.
My body’s drooping,
I’ve trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ass!

[dp0622]

LOL. Not the Italians in my family. Mom is 83. Still Drives 3 hours to visit her cousins. Uncle nunzio is 88 and walks easily 5 miles a day in Manhattan. Don’t even get me started on aunt Carmella. Maybe there’s something to that Mediterranean diet because when I moved out 20 years ago is when I started to fall apart :) ate too much garbage. Getting back to my roots now and cooking very often