That was excellent!!!
I’ll take your word for it.
I can’t hear as fast as she talks.
Some of it is standard SW schtick, but well done. Once I heard them say “Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines. We know you have other choices when flying, and we’re glad you can’t afford them.”
I knew just from the subject line that it had to be Southwest!
That was great!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95ebmmGA9zM
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I had a funny SW flight attendant the other day, I thanked him for the laughs as I exited. This lady was good.
Very funny!
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Lovely Martha (Marty) Cobb. I know about her quite well and I think she made the “Ellen” show because of this.
The thing about flight instructions is that nobody watches or pays attention because they don’t want anyone around them to think it’s their first time ever flying. So this was a good way to get people to pay attention, because sure as hell if there was an emergency on a plane no one would know what the hell to do because they have never paid attention to the instructions before.
I wish there was a transcript. It was obviously hilarious, judging from the passengers’ reactions, but hard to understand much of it.
On one flight - a return flight from Orlando to Baltimore, the male flight attendant gave a funny safety presentation that included jokes like:
“Raise your hand if you are coming back from Disney World. Great! Now keep your hand raised if you had to take out a second or third mortgage for this vacation. Keep your hand raised if you still think it was worth it. And keep your hand raised if you now have a visceral hatred for all things Mickey Mouse. And finally, keep your hand raised if you think you may go postal if you ever again hear “It’s a Small World Afterall” OK then. For those of you with your hand still raised - TSA has been notified. Don’t expect to get home anytime soon or with your luggage in one piece after we land.”
“For those of you traveling with small children, we will be handing out peanuts and Prozac once we reach flight altitude. For those of you not traveling with small children – we and your fellow passengers thank you!”
“If you are traveling with a child and the oxygen mask drops, put the mask on your child first. If you are travelinging with more than one child and the oxygen mask drops, you might want to decide now which kid you like better”.
On a flight back from Nashville, on approach, the flight attendant while giving the landing instructions and who BTW had a really great voice, sung the Patsy Cline song Crazy but with lyrics that said, “You’d be crazy. Crazy for not flying on South West.”
This is good too:
Hilarious Southwest flight attendant Robert! flight 3358 Chicago-Manchester, St. Patty's weekend
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