Watch: This flight attendant has 'em rolling in the aisles! {Humor Break}

YouTube ^ | April 17, 2014 | Marty, The Flight Attendant

[TEXOKIE]

I can’t hear as fast as she talks.
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I had the same problem

[Nea Wood]

I wish there was a transcript. It was obviously hilarious, judging from the passengers’ reactions, but hard to understand much of it.

[Paleo Pete]

OK, so there goes a half hour I’ll never get back...

I can’t believe I just sat here and watched a dozen of those...lol

[MD Expat in PA]

I’ve flown on SW numerous times and while there is not always a funny flight attendant crew, I’ve had quite a few.

On one flight - a return flight from Orlando to Baltimore, the male flight attendant gave a funny safety presentation that included jokes like:

“Raise your hand if you are coming back from Disney World. Great! Now keep your hand raised if you had to take out a second or third mortgage for this vacation. Keep your hand raised if you still think it was worth it. And keep your hand raised if you now have a visceral hatred for all things Mickey Mouse. And finally, keep your hand raised if you think you may go postal if you ever again hear “It’s a Small World Afterall” OK then. For those of you with your hand still raised - TSA has been notified. Don’t expect to get home anytime soon or with your luggage in one piece after we land.”

“For those of you traveling with small children, we will be handing out peanuts and Prozac once we reach flight altitude. For those of you not traveling with small children – we and your fellow passengers thank you!”

“If you are traveling with a child and the oxygen mask drops, put the mask on your child first. If you are travelinging with more than one child and the oxygen mask drops, you might want to decide now which kid you like better”.

On a flight back from Nashville, on approach, the flight attendant while giving the landing instructions and who BTW had a really great voice, sung the Patsy Cline song Crazy but with lyrics that said, “You’d be crazy. Crazy for not flying on South West.”

This is good too:

Hilarious Southwest flight attendant Robert! flight 3358 Chicago-Manchester, St. Patty's weekend

And

Southwest Looney Tunes