Posted on 09/02/2016 7:30:27 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
a neighbor reported that Osella began shooting corncobs at his house after a yelling match. The police said he used a potato gun,
police reported that they went to Osella’s home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest
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“police reported that they went to Osella’s home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest”
So what?
If your house was built after 1975~, you may have a nice selection of PVC in the basement!
It sounds like an episode of the Red Green show...
who knows? If they was semi-dried, then they was “pre-wiped”.
Should have this built by noon!
Rule #1 when committing any corn related crime is always do a kernel check.
A fun addition to the serious discussion of the availability of potato guns, and their distribution in the United States.
Thank you for your input!
Potatoe guns are pretty cool. I made mine years ago for about $15.
Just sort of kills the idea of gun control when you can make a relatively effective shotgun at Home Depot.
Incoming...?
I should hope not!
As you may well know, the use of a black weapon will bring an automatic upgrade in the charges!
Plus it would become a hate crime if the perpetrator is caucasian.
Yes! to remove the bits of corn from his chest!
But I would not want to advocate the destruction of evidence.
“Was it a fully automatic assault potato gun with high capacity “clips”?”
I mis-read this as high capacity CHIPS.
Off to the vending machine.
Back when tennis balls came in metal cans, we’d punch holes near the bottom chime, pour in some zippo-fluid and shake it up.
Used up tennis ball in the top and then “fire away!”. Ball would go hundreds of yards into the air. Bad-luck side was if the ball didn’t jettison...shrapnel everywhere and a trip to the horse-pital.
I must admit to creating an innovation (although not admitting to being the originator). That is, set up the “cannon” and drench the tennis ball in lighter fluid instead of the cannon bottom. Wait a few moments and a FLAMING BALL OF FIRE came from the cannon.
Many local drivers made many reports to LocalPD.
Who says teenagers aren’t invincible?
1 1/2” PVC DWV caliber.
“police reported that they went to Osella’s home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest”
Tested positive for tater-gun residue.
I have to wonder, just how someone, would come to that bit of knowledge?
Probably!
Huma Abedin was on a different thread.
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