The scourge of Indian IT Recruiters

8/26/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[HiTech RedNeck]

I knew an honest Injun who came to work for the same firm I was working for. But he had an in-person interview, so couldn’t B.S. them remotely.

[Lazamataz]

Well, limiting your geographical area can limit one’s prospects too

True, and Mr.K would chide me about that. However, Atlanta GA is the IT hub of the SouthEast.

If I can't get a job here, I can't get a job.

(Two offers in hand, and up to three more dropping next week.)

(That is because I can design an AngularJS SPA app (or, if they prefer, MVC 5 under Razor syntax) with Entity Framework 6 talking to SQL Sprocs using a code-first model and exposing WebAPI 2.0 SOA with authentication done using bearer tokens and OATH2).

PS: Buckeye Texan, I say *screw* that LAMP stuff. LOL

[Lazamataz]

Not all of you will appreciate this, because it's kinda tech-oriented, but all of you will understand the pushy telemarketer angle. :)

I have discovered, when you get an Indian recruiter on the phone, they CANNOT hear the word 'no'. Saying 'no' but remaining on the phone, to them, means you are still negotiating. The only 'no' they understand is a hangup.

Personally, I believe this is the reason for arranged marriages in India.

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[HiTech RedNeck]

I think sometimes jerky American bosses are also one of the chief reasons “you never talk about God in the office.” You say God bless them and they look at you like you tried to cast an evil spell on them. And that’s after they’ve told you how involved with the church they are.

My Indian boss DOES NOT MIND. And he isn’t even a Christian. I know you have problems with the Indian IT business, but not everyone in that sector behaves the same. Some of them are snotty. I think Tata is in that category, to name a name. They don’t seem particularly culturally sensitive to the West either (why would they go under a name that is a slang term for goodbye?) But the folks I am with, care a lot more.

[Lazamataz]

hahahahahahaha! that is exactly how it goes down! ive listened in on many such phone calls between my husband and indian recruiters.

See? :)

[Lazamataz]

I hear ya, bro. God belongs everywhere we are. I’m delighted you found a place to proselytize. I fun ya a little about contributing to the Indian scourge, but in reality, I hope you convert a few Hindus to Christianity.

[Larry Lucido]

So I take it you don’t order Indian food carry out very often.

[Lazamataz]

Now THAT is an area in which Indians ROCK THE WORLD.

Food.

[Lazamataz]

DAM YOU

Now I am craving curry tandouri chicken.

I HATE YOU

[stig]

Now Indian managers hire ONLY indians and American workers are told by HR that they are no longer needed.

Yeah that's the thing. They get away with being racist and xenophobic. The other thing that happens is any worthwhile source code in a company is sent back to India to a cousin so they can copy it and try to market it independently.

[Larry Lucido]

I pay you in naan-bread.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I just go easy and slow. The fellow is curious about things Western, and so are many of my colleagues, so I don’t have to shove anything down anybody’s throat.

But man. Some of the people you think would be the most gaga about God (white bread ‘Murricans in Nashville, Tennessee) act like they can just barely tolerate ‘im.

[Lazamataz]

AUUUGHHH YOU SUCK

Please don’t mention the gulab jamun. PLEASE

[luvie]

[PGalt]

ROFLMAO! Thanks for sharing your experiences, Laz. HUMOR BUMP! I’ve had similar experiences with automotive engineers from India when I worked in the field. Great workers, book smart and lots of snickers, snorts and laughs.

[griffin]

LOL!
After 8 paragraphs, “But this essay is not about that. This essay is about Indian recruiters.”

[Lazamataz]

Keep at it bro. You’re doing God’s work.

Of course I’m still gonna give you crap about working with Indians, but now you know The Secret — I’m glad you are preaching to ‘em.

Just don’t tell Hitech Redneck.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Naansense

[Lazamataz]

Hey. You’ve never digressed? :)

[Little Pig]

It seems as though nearly every recruiting firm is staffed solely by Indians now. My conversations haven’t been quite as bad as you describe, but I grant that it’s sometimes difficult to get them to spit out where the position is, how much it pays, and whether it’s full-time or contract.

I’m trying to find a full-time position with any good company preferably in New England, but I will take a position full-time with Wipro/TCS/Infosys/TechMahindra in almost any location. It’s been a little difficult to explain to these recruiters what I’m trying to do.

What makes it worse is that many of them use VoIP systems that introduce all kinds of noise, judder and other artifacts, and make it even more difficult to understand what they’re saying.