[JoeProBono]

[Ouderkirk]

They used to call them penitentiaries.

TO be penitent before God, and yourself about how you came to such a pass.

These are not 5-star hotels. You should get he minimum number of calories required to keep you alive, period. 2000 calories per day and it doesn’t need to be gourmet food either.

Don;t like it.....don’t commit crimes that might land you in prison.

[cyclotic]

The salt may kill them quicker than tar and nicotine will.

[Adder]

Around here is honey buns...hadn’t heard of ramen...But I can see why they would be a more durable trade good.

[donozark]

Red Robin has a Ramen Hamburger. Try it. You won’t like it! LOL!

[rdl6989]

Hillary better stock up on ramen noodles then.

[onedoug]

How very gay.

[Vigilanteman]

Two questions:

1. How do they divide a pack of ramen noodles into 20 parts like they can with a pack of smokes?
   
2. If prison food is so bad, why don't they grow their own? An intensely cultivated vegetable garden can yield a lot of food in very little space.

   It is also a more productive pursuit for jailbirds than giving them state of the art law libraries and exercise rooms where they can make more mischief on society.

[mainestategop]

Ramen noodles, is more important than booty!! Its more important than water! If I get me some ramen noodle it be like this here. I likes ya! I wants ya! We can do this the easy way or the hard way. I like hard dry crunchy ramen noodles like when I was in the SHU. So I has it the hard way!

[Vaquero]

Can’t eat that crap. MSG will send me scrambling for an epi pen.

[null and void]

I would have starved in college without Top Ramen.

[IronJack]

Oh, the humanity! Don’t tell me the prisons are serving domestic escargot now???

[9YearLurker]

So why don’t we save money and just serve them ramen noodles?

[TomGuy]

a drop in food quality and quantity

So, Michelle Obama is doing to prison food what she did to school food?

[DannyTN]

That’s using your noodle.

[Organic Panic]

It is my understanding smoking is forbidden in most, if not all, penns.

[bkopto]

So I guess that Nutraloaf didn’t make the cut?

[mowowie]

duh, noodles are like gold in jail
so are those little sausage things.
Ice... Ice cubes would be worth a fortune.
Salt...

[Impy]

Good.

In fact they shouldn’t be allowed tobacco.

[Rastus]

If I was in prison and a guy whispered, “Psst. Want me to slip you the noodle?”, I’d be extremely relieved to see a package of Ramen.