Posted on 08/16/2016 8:08:01 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A third-party presidential candidate is trying to make inroads with voters, but Texas residents monkeying around with pollsters may prefer a dead gorilla instead...
“They call it gorilla glue because harambe was metaphorically the glue that held this nation together,”
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
Harambe was a great ape.
AFAIK.
I think they use the gorillas for cheap labor to manufacture the stuff.
Also fewer OSHA compliance problems with all the nasty chemicals.
Seems to work well enough.
How is Vermin Supreme polling?
The free pony is awful tempting, except for the Federal Pony Registration requirement to have it with you at all times.
Never used it, yet. Ford Motor supplied what they called Weatherstrip Adhesive, a yellow compound that once sets up in a short time is quite tenacious in holding capacity. Was good stuff!
I see what you did there.
=^)
CC
Nobody should run again. Nobody’s campaign manager was Wavy Gravy, the Cosmic Clown, and he had a great campaign slogan.
“Vote for Nobody, because Nobody cares!”
Oh, and Pat Paulsen, and Jello Biafra, and Margo St. James and Gus Hall.
They should all jump in and siphon the Bernie votes and the stoner votes and the generally flakey votes away from Hillary, because they think Hillary is too establishment-conservative.
Romney’s boy, Egghead McMuffin came in behind the gorilla. LOL! Former CIA my ass.
Yes. He was a great ape. And an ape to remember.
the candidate that can syphon the Bernie vote is TRUMP
(because he is continuing to emphasize how corrupt Hilliary is.........something the Bernie people abhor and always have hated............AND Trump keeps mentioning how he plans to clean up (clean OUT) WashingtonDC, again a key Bernie issue)
IMHO, Trump can capture a considerable percentage of Bernie voters..... if he keeps up his Clean House (and Clean Senate and Clean Courts) campaigning ..... AND if he keeps reminding the Bernie supporters how Hilliary stole the D nomination from them
“The Rents Too Damn High!”
Gorilla Glass on the other hand...
Hillary’s media attack on the greens is working. This helps her.
I read about GG on CNET when it arrived. Never seen it, though. I gotta get out more...
He was an ape among apes. He stood head and shoulders above lesser apes. But what you going to do?
“The free pony is awful tempting, except for the Federal Pony Registration requirement”
Pshaw. It’s the Purina Pony Chow bills what’s gonna break the bank, that is unless you manage to snag a goodly amount of Pony Food Stamps from the FedGov.
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