[P.O.E.]

The free pony is awful tempting, except for the Federal Pony Registration requirement to have it with you at all times.

[catnipman]

“The free pony is awful tempting, except for the Federal Pony Registration requirement”

Pshaw. It’s the Purina Pony Chow bills what’s gonna break the bank, that is unless you manage to snag a goodly amount of Pony Food Stamps from the FedGov.