158 DAYS

By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 158 days, 3 hours, 58 minutes, 35 seconds until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing pusillanimous lawless defiling unctuous disgusting election-corrupting formulaic puerile wicked sullen wretched venal grifting furious (and fast), conniving Marxism-loving stomach-turning meddling corrupt impoverishing personal-history-concealing absurd unaccomplished putrescent contemptible megalomaniacal perjurious taxing nauseating blasphemous race-baiting crazed trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious foul exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious vile Republican-enabled wimpy prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed irresponsible belligerent repellent childish insolent felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious self-important chaos-creating lying robotic repulsive terrible pugnacious secretive brazenly-hypocritical imperious globalist preening maniacal disdainful Godless opportunistic trifling insincere ruinous prideful petty underhanded pretentious fraudulent heinous autocratic pouting twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging transsexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky overconfident oily pathetic self-aggrandizing artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered unrepentant constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty malefactor presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist surly disasterous conspiracy-creating smug specious anti-American immodest freakish hostile sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slippery petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational ignoble queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
158 days
3795 hours
227758 minutes
13665515 seconds

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[HiTech RedNeck]

Even evil things can be a blessing — as they leave.

[mountainlion]

How many day till the election?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Thank you good sire.

[Rummyfan]

Laz, please add me to The Countdown thanks!

[Rummyfan]

Eighty-five days to go...

[Lazamataz]

Obama is putrescent.

Four phone-screens today, and the interview I knocked out on Friday may yield something today. Keep your fingers crossed! I need a JEHRB!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

....or 158 days till something worse takes office: Hitlery, courtesy of our RINO backstabbing pieces of rat vomit in Congress

[Leep]

And then the hard work begins.

[Big Red Badger]

I was missing This Post,thanks.

[Larry Lucido]

Cool! I hope the job doesn’t involve asking “Would you like that Biggie-sized unless you’re working for a real hot, real rich chick.

[Gadsden1st]

Laz,

In order for your post to be considered knowledgeable and worth reading by the intelligentsia, I think you should lead off the title and the article with “So,”

For your consideration.

[null and void]

They
terk er jerbs

Too bad we couldn’t get them to take ¡Jeb!

[alloysteel]

Still plenty of time between the date of the election and the date of inauguration to do much mischief, including laying small sabotages in the White House (which may finally revert to its former status as the President’s House), to a series of land mines to go off in the early months of the incoming President’s tenure.

But the election is no sure thing just yet, either. There is still opportunity to pull a LOT of fraud, possibly enough to tip one or several states, as ALMOST happened in Florida in 2000. Can’t depend on the Supreme Court to pull it out this time.

[null and void]

So what?

[Lazamataz]

Heh. I’ve noticed, in the last year or so, people starting every sentence with ‘So’.

It reminds me of when I visited Russia, and everyone started every sentence with ‘Tak’, which means much the same thing.

It makes sense, that as we become the Soviet Union, that we would start talking like them.

[Lazamataz]

So, I noticed people say 'so' at the beginning of every sentence. So, I wondered WTF.

So, LOL.

[Bigg Red]

Prayers for you, FRiend.

[null and void]

So starting a sentence with ‘tak’ is the thing to do, desu?

[Gadsden1st]

So, I got so sick of hearing it’s use in interviews, I actually checked the internet about it’s use.

So, the internet said:

“So, the use of “So” developed as a conversational pause to replace “Uh” and also to make the following statement seem that it was the result of thoughtful reflection.

I guess we are lucky Obama has not adopted it’s use. His remarks would be “So..So....So...So...” instead of “Uh...Uh...Uh....Uh...”