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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Impressive Chinese Dive
Why is that pool green?
It could be algae. Or maybe ….
- Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, Midori
- Pool always loved the Chicago River’s St. Patrick’s Day shtick
- Secret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspection
- Many people are saying that Donald Trump’s pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promise
- Synchronized divers’ microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we mean
- GFP GMOs
- Water actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*
- A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths
- “Blood-colored” feels a little too on-the-nose
- U jelly?
- Caipirinha-flavored Soylent
- Brazilian pride. (The racing pool is yellow)
- Everything is fine
Message to Mr. Trump (why I climbed your tower)
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Queen of Memes
The comments at YouTube are even funnier
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All About Blue Balls
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Wait.....this can't be right....
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; olympics; silliness; trumptower
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:08:44 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?
Bill thought for a while and said, I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.
Hillary was shocked, but said, Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I’m disappointed and saddened by your behavior; however, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, So why do you have all that money in the box
He answered, Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:12:12 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Vote for your guns!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:22:40 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
To: TADSLOS
Woohoo Top 10. I love getting to work early.
Have a great weekend.
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:23:09 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Common Sense, Trump and Pence. More of the same, Clinton and Kaine.)
To: Lucky9teen
‘Losers focus on winners.’ That’s good.
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:24:40 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Lucky9teen
“Don’t bogart that joint, my friend........Pass it over to me”
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:24:59 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: Lucky9teen
A haiku:
Rio e. coli
Evolved and gained awareness
Demands vote at U.N.
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:25:34 AM PDT
by
T-Bone Texan
(Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP...something!
IN! Happy Friday, Lucky, and thanks for your dedication in posting this “comic relief” when we need it most: Fridays!
XO
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:27:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(A woman who has been spioon fed all her life will never agree with a woman who had to work for it.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:29:05 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: T-Bone Texan
Coli climbs from pool
Gains awareness, walks erect
Like Skynet: we're doomed!
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:31:11 AM PDT
by
T-Bone Texan
(Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:31:14 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:38:02 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz
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posted on
08/12/2016 6:45:12 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: T-Bone Texan
Love your haikus, but so you know someone is actually reading them, I'll point out this one has six syllables... Keep up the good work!
Demands vote at U.N.
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:03:37 AM PDT
by
folkquest
(I plan on being cranky for the next 4 years. Hope to crack a political smile at the midterms! :-()
To: Lucky9teen
When Micheal Phelps was asked if he was ready for the Olympics he said, “I’ve been out swimming everybody since conception.”
To: Lucky9teen
Last night relief pitcher Mel Famey, who hadn’t pitched in weeks, was sneaking a few brews in the bullpen.
Unexpectedly, he was called to the mound, but was so tipsy he walked four batters in a row, losing the game.
On the way to the showers, the opposing team noticed the empty beer cans, and one of them said:
” That’s the beer that made Mel Famey walk us.”
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:16:07 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
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