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Nobody expects... a surprise haemorrhoid operation
The Register - UK ^ | August 11, 2016 | Paul Kunert

Posted on 08/11/2016 8:23:55 PM PDT by ConservativeMind

Decades of authoritarian one party rule have perhaps reduced one man's ability to question authority as a Chinese bloke awaiting the birth of his child was erroneously whisked in for a haemorrhoidectomy.

Doctors at Shenyang Hunnan Xinqu Hospital mistook Mr Wang for another chap with a bad case of the pink grapes and whisked him into the operating theatre, according to a report in Bandao City News.

Wang thought he was going to help his wife with the delivery of their child but then medics asked him to drop his pants and jump onto the operating table.

“It felt strange, and I asked why,” he was reporting as saying. “They just said, “Just do what we tell you”. One operation later and the 29-year-old gent was rid of the piles he didn’t know he had.

“When I was on the operating table I heard a baby crying and I was very happy, and I wanted to hold it,” he reportedly told the Chinese Business Morning View. “But I couldn’t move because I started to feel pain.”

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freepun; pinkgrapes; pita
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To: Vendome

HAHAHA!

That’s a keeper


21 posted on 08/11/2016 11:16:44 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Russia, if you are listening* ..... proof the left has *NO* sense of humor.)
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To: ConservativeMind

What a pain in the ...


22 posted on 08/11/2016 11:20:09 PM PDT by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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To: Intolerant in NJ

He didn’t expect the Chinese (Spanish) Inquisition.


23 posted on 08/11/2016 11:50:38 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Oratam

Wang Dang Doodle


24 posted on 08/12/2016 2:34:56 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Sure isn’t, wrong cataract implants are quite common in the USA. First one was wrong strength to weak and the surgeon nicked a nerve, never seen well out of the left eye since. Right eye done much later, different surgeon, correct lens no problems.

Except the Astigmatism the cataract surgery left me with and DRY EYE SYNDROME, which I DID NOT have before.


25 posted on 08/12/2016 7:19:34 AM PDT by GailA (If politicians won't keep their promises to the Military, they won't keep them to you!)
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