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He probably didn't have to remove his shoes to get through TSA.
1 posted on 08/10/2016 6:01:58 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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I have just about had it with these mother-effing monkeys on a mother-effing plane!! Plus I hate mother-effing bananas!!

CC


2 posted on 08/10/2016 6:06:11 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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“Emotional support animal”...we’re doomed.


3 posted on 08/10/2016 6:06:23 AM PDT by Wolfie
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I worked around the Pentagon in the 2010-2013 era. There was starting to become this trend of emotional support animals to appear within the building. Civilians mostly. One day, the question came up....was there a regulation over this? Well...not exactly. So they decided to write a reg on this. But this started a whole big discussion....what animals were to be allowed? Dogs only? Would we force a paperwork trail to exist? Where would the dogs relieve themselves? What if dogs got into a fight? What if fleas started to occur in office areas?

At some point in a building meeting....the guy leading the meeting admitted that this was getting awful deep now into discussion and way past the point of some half-page regulation. I left before they finalized anything.


4 posted on 08/10/2016 6:07:45 AM PDT by pepsionice
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The monkey was “loose?”

Maybe they meant sexually promiscuous; after all, the plane was headed for Las Vegas and as we all know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!


6 posted on 08/10/2016 6:08:53 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Hell No, DNC, We Won't Vote For Hillary!)
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Did someone spank that monkey?


7 posted on 08/10/2016 6:08:59 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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What was Michael Moore doing in Vegas?


8 posted on 08/10/2016 6:10:05 AM PDT by donozark (My thoughts are not very deep. But they are of and inquisitive nature.)
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So, Joe Scarborough flew frontier on a flight to Vegas?


10 posted on 08/10/2016 6:13:54 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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Imagine the chaos if it had been a tight monkey ...


12 posted on 08/10/2016 6:20:32 AM PDT by Cboldt
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Didn’t take long. The new protected class suddenly appeared, and is now firmly established in the hall of fame of victims and special privileges: “Emotional support animal”.
How long before someone wants to “marry” his “Emotional support animal”?


13 posted on 08/10/2016 6:33:25 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)
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14 posted on 08/10/2016 6:35:57 AM PDT by Jonah Hex
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So, all those snakes on a plane were nothing but emotional support animals. Nothing to worry about.


16 posted on 08/10/2016 6:38:50 AM PDT by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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What about my "emotional support"? Does it matter if when I see one of those animals I think about that woman in Connecticut that was mauled by a "pet" chimpanzee? Why does some nutcase have priority over me?

ML/NJ

20 posted on 08/10/2016 7:05:19 AM PDT by ml/nj
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It was probably better behaved than most of the human passengers.


21 posted on 08/10/2016 7:14:06 AM PDT by Lorianne
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TSA mistook it for our usurper in chief.


23 posted on 08/10/2016 8:08:13 AM PDT by GingisK
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I've totally had it with this crap of "emotional support" animals being demanded by the "handicapped,"

I think I'll demand to have my poisonous pit viper or cobra with me on my very next flight!

Just see how far I get toting these "helpful" supportive friends through check-in, through security and on to my seat!

26 posted on 08/10/2016 9:12:27 AM PDT by zerosix (native sunflower)
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Sounds like a racist report to me............


33 posted on 08/10/2016 10:59:27 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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Get Thee to A Nunnery!


34 posted on 08/10/2016 11:33:42 AM PDT by corkoman
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The monkey now works as a Supervisor for TSA


37 posted on 08/11/2016 4:39:00 AM PDT by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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