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Error puts Chinese tourist in German migrant hostel
BBC ^
| 8 Aug 2016
Posted on 08/09/2016 1:57:39 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A Chinese tourist spent nearly two weeks in a German migrant hostel after mistakenly applying for asylum when he actually wanted to report a theft...
A translation app confirmed Mr Schluetermann's suspicions that the tourist had got entangled in the asylum system by mistake. "It came up with phrases like 'I want to go on a trip abroad'," he said. It emerged that the tourist had plans to visit Italy and France.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Travel
KEYWORDS: china; germany; hostel
You buy your ticket, and take your chances!
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posted on
08/09/2016 1:57:39 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
A translation app confirmed Mr Schluetermann's suspicions that the tourist had got entangled in the asylum system by mistake. "It came up with phrases like 'I want to go on a trip abroad'," he said. It emerged that the tourist had plans to visit Italy and France."My hovercraft is full of eels."
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posted on
08/09/2016 1:58:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: DUMBGRUNT
Let me guess - he was promptly raped by a Somali “refugee.”
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posted on
08/09/2016 1:59:32 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: DUMBGRUNT
Lol, he said he thought Europe was going to be quite different.
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posted on
08/09/2016 2:17:03 PM PDT
by
Rusty0604
To: Rusty0604
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posted on
08/09/2016 2:18:04 PM PDT
by
magua
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sounds like a horror film plot.
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posted on
08/09/2016 2:21:01 PM PDT
by
avenir
(I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
To: dfwgator
They finally realized that something was wrong when he said “drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!”
LOL
cC
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posted on
08/09/2016 2:21:19 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: magua
“He got Merkeled.”
You win The Internets, today!
ROFLMAO!
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posted on
08/09/2016 2:41:40 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
omg that’s hilarious..!
How depressingly INSTRUCTIVE..!
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posted on
08/09/2016 4:26:05 PM PDT
by
gaijin
To: magua
He got Merkeled.LMAO!!!!!!
To: DUMBGRUNT
Ollie Olson’s Chinese Laundry.
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posted on
08/09/2016 7:18:38 PM PDT
by
Eagles6
( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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