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Error puts Chinese tourist in German migrant hostel
BBC ^ | 8 Aug 2016

Posted on 08/09/2016 1:57:39 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

A Chinese tourist spent nearly two weeks in a German migrant hostel after mistakenly applying for asylum when he actually wanted to report a theft...

A translation app confirmed Mr Schluetermann's suspicions that the tourist had got entangled in the asylum system by mistake. "It came up with phrases like 'I want to go on a trip abroad'," he said. It emerged that the tourist had plans to visit Italy and France.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Travel
KEYWORDS: china; germany; hostel
You buy your ticket, and take your chances!
1 posted on 08/09/2016 1:57:39 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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A translation app confirmed Mr Schluetermann's suspicions that the tourist had got entangled in the asylum system by mistake. "It came up with phrases like 'I want to go on a trip abroad'," he said. It emerged that the tourist had plans to visit Italy and France.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

2 posted on 08/09/2016 1:58:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Let me guess - he was promptly raped by a Somali “refugee.”


3 posted on 08/09/2016 1:59:32 PM PDT by PGR88
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Lol, he said he thought Europe was going to be quite different.


4 posted on 08/09/2016 2:17:03 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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He got Merkeled.


5 posted on 08/09/2016 2:18:04 PM PDT by magua
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Sounds like a horror film plot.


6 posted on 08/09/2016 2:21:01 PM PDT by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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They finally realized that something was wrong when he said “drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!”

LOL

cC


7 posted on 08/09/2016 2:21:19 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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“He got Merkeled.”

You win The Internets, today!

ROFLMAO!


8 posted on 08/09/2016 2:41:40 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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omg that’s hilarious..!

How depressingly INSTRUCTIVE..!


9 posted on 08/09/2016 4:26:05 PM PDT by gaijin
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He got Merkeled.

LMAO!!!!!!

10 posted on 08/09/2016 4:40:54 PM PDT by dragonblustar
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Ollie Olson’s Chinese Laundry.


11 posted on 08/09/2016 7:18:38 PM PDT by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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