[dfwgator]

A translation app confirmed Mr Schluetermann's suspicions that the tourist had got entangled in the asylum system by mistake. "It came up with phrases like 'I want to go on a trip abroad'," he said. It emerged that the tourist had plans to visit Italy and France.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[Celtic Conservative]

They finally realized that something was wrong when he said “drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!”

LOL

cC