Turns out it wasn't an AR-15. It was a kitten. But by then it was too late. If only the suspect had handled the situation differently.
*I* think the police *smelled* the donuts, stopped the car on any flimsy pretext, ATE all the donuts themselves, and arrested the guy to cover their tracks.
/tinfoil hat mode *off*>
You’d think police officers would recognize donut glaze pretty easily.
Maybe these guys prefer the powdered ones.
Lawyer up.
Turns out it wasn't an AR-15. It was a kitten. But by then it was too late. If only the suspect had handled the situation differently.
I have doubts about this. Patrol cars carry little vials to test substances found on a person or in a car. It’s been SOP for years.
I don’t know if you’ve ever eaten Krispy Kreme, but there has to be some kind of drug in it
Cops ARE out to get you. They don’t really want to shoot you though.
Good thing the guy was white, and not a dog.
(kidding)
I’m thinking key details of the arrest are not mentioned.
It’s not exactly easy for a cop standing outside the car to see a chunk of donut glaze when the driver’s legs and shoes block 90% of the view.
I’m thinking the gun issue came up first, then, that led to a routine car search and discovery of the donut glaze.
At any rate, since the charges were not dropped for 3 days, the driver would have needed a court appearance and would have needed to post a substantial bond before release after just 10 hours, but nothing like that is mentioned in the article.
This is what happens when you train cops to see everyone not in uniform as the enemy. We have to get our police back from the stranglehold of the federal government.
The Poe-leece need additional glazed donut indoctrination. Each off going shift will report to the local Krispy Kreme for refresher training. All members of the force know its location.
Those doughnuts are addicting...
Those doughnuts are addicting...
So, did the cops at least get to keep the car through civil forfeiture? < /almost sarcasm>
I am very, very concerned. Cops know donuts; tbese guys are definitely not cops, and are almost certainly impersonating officers. They could be a great danger to the public.