Posted on 07/28/2016 12:10:43 PM PDT by Gamecock
An Orlando man was charged with possession of crystal meth with a gun, but a state crime lab proved him right — it was actually glaze from Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
When the man stopped by the 7-Eleven without buying anything and left with an employee in his car, cops were suspicious.
Orlando police were staking out the convenience store, 938 W. Colonial Dr., after neighbors complained of drug activity, the Orlando Sentinel reported. Police saw the man in the silver Chevy leave without stopping at the stop sign and speed off going 42 miles per hour in a 30 mph zone, according to the report. They pulled him over.
The officer saw his concealed weapon license, asked to hold onto his gun for safety and had the driver get out of the car. That’s when the veteran officer saw four flakes of a white substance on the floor.
"I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic," the officer wrote in her report.
(Excerpt) Read more at thestate.com ...
You would think a cop with 11 years experience would recognize doughnut remnants.
You would figure the police would know the difference between a doughnut and a narcotic...
29 seconds...
lol
I’m sure he also said his 11 years of experience told him he was speeding. It’s a great way to get around using a radar gun
What kind of legal liability inheres to a test like that with such a spectacularly untrue result? The city should hardly be the only entity sued.
Doughnuts have that effect upon some. Many are reputed to be law enforcement officers.
Cue Battlefield Hardline “cop” dialogue: “Delicious Doughnuts spotted!”
“I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic,”
11 years of training and can’t tell frosting from drugs? Nobody ever sold me a bag of frosting. /s
I suppose one could joke: This is why cops sometimes get so fat. The doughnuts are made to be addictive.
Does Dunkin Donuts also test positive, or does it require Krispy Kreme?
This is the kind of thing that it makes sense to air through the news, but no, they want to know about Donald Trump’s cat.
Lol.
They DID! (Precisely why he was arrested...the local donut shop must have obviously been closed @ time of arrest...only way to feed donut addiction was via crumbs...case is obviously crumbling before eyes of DA)
or cue the “Fat Boys, Fat Boys” jingle (sung to the “Bad Boys, Bad Boys” melody) while cops sneak around the back of an Krispy Kreme donut shop suspected of being a meth lab....
Bad cop! No, that was doughnuts!
They eat enough of them!! This should have been a no brainer :)
Book him with intent to distribute a fattening product
Or maybe that is what makes Krispy Kremes so addicting!
Heinous calories.
Sugar is most people’s drug of choice
Don’t these idiots know that you use a fried chicken joint as a front for distributing meth?
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