He was arrested for meth, but the crumbs in his car were Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze

The State ^ | JULY 28, 2016 | NELL REDMOND

[Gamecock]

I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic

You would think a cop with 11 years experience would recognize doughnut remnants.

[kosciusko51]

You would figure the police would know the difference between a doughnut and a narcotic...

[kosciusko51]

29 seconds...

[apocalypto]

lol

[Donglalinger]

I’m sure he also said his 11 years of experience told him he was speeding. It’s a great way to get around using a radar gun

[HiTech RedNeck]

What kind of legal liability inheres to a test like that with such a spectacularly untrue result? The city should hardly be the only entity sued.

[RegulatorCountry]

"I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic," the officer wrote in her report.

Doughnuts have that effect upon some. Many are reputed to be law enforcement officers.

[Darksheare]

Cue Battlefield Hardline “cop” dialogue: “Delicious Doughnuts spotted!”

[Iron head mike]

“I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic,”
11 years of training and can’t tell frosting from drugs? Nobody ever sold me a bag of frosting. /s

[HiTech RedNeck]

I suppose one could joke: This is why cops sometimes get so fat. The doughnuts are made to be addictive.

Does Dunkin Donuts also test positive, or does it require Krispy Kreme?

This is the kind of thing that it makes sense to air through the news, but no, they want to know about Donald Trump’s cat.

[Brilliant]

Lol.

[Colofornian]

You would think a cop with 11 years experience would recognize doughnut remnants. (Gamecock...and kosciusko51 had similar comment in next post)

They DID! (Precisely why he was arrested...the local donut shop must have obviously been closed @ time of arrest...only way to feed donut addiction was via crumbs...case is obviously crumbling before eyes of DA)

[MaskedMan]

or cue the “Fat Boys, Fat Boys” jingle (sung to the “Bad Boys, Bad Boys” melody) while cops sneak around the back of an Krispy Kreme donut shop suspected of being a meth lab....

[HiTech RedNeck]

Bad cop! No, that was doughnuts!

[dp0622]

They eat enough of them!! This should have been a no brainer :)

Book him with intent to distribute a fattening product

[Gamecock]

Or maybe that is what makes Krispy Kremes so addicting!

[HiTech RedNeck]

Heinous calories.

[Hambone 1934]

Sugar is most people’s drug of choice

[NorthMountain]

Don’t these idiots know that you use a fried chicken joint as a front for distributing meth?